Turnover chain now a beer...

[TheUBack]

Whenever I hear somebody say "I only drink cheap light beer, ctaft beer is gross" All I hear is "I prefer a McDonald's hamburger to filet mignon ".

Bud Light outsells all other beers combined, yet all those people are wrong.

But turnover chain beer needs to be drinkable but not "light." Nothing light about the beatdowns we're putting down. Needs to be at least 5% ABV

 

[TheUBack]

The Turnover Chain NEEDS hot weather type "lawnmower" beer. Low bitterness, easy drinkability. All of these are the direction the brewer should have gone: Modelo Especial, MGD, Red Stripe, Landshark, Bud heavy, Corona, Shiner Bock, Kona Longboard, Lone Star

Like this.

No. Nothing fruity about the turnover chain.

 

[DTP]

Whenever I hear somebody say "I only drink cheap light beer, ctaft beer is gross" All I hear is "I prefer a McDonald's hamburger to filet mignon ".

Bud Light outsells all other beers combined, yet all those people are wrong.

Yup, and Mc Donald's outsells all the other burger joints. Your point is?

 

[Loose Cannon]

Whenever I hear somebody say "I only drink cheap light beer, ctaft beer is gross" All I hear is "I prefer a McDonald's hamburger to filet mignon ".

Bud Light outsells all other beers combined, yet all those people are wrong.

Yup, and Mc Donald's outsells all the other burger joints. Your point is?

That more people like McDonald's than Burger King, and people who argue that Burger King is better in the face of overwhelming evidence to the contrary are retarded and/or wrong.

 

[DTP]

Whenever I hear somebody say "I only drink cheap light beer, ctaft beer is gross" All I hear is "I prefer a McDonald's hamburger to filet mignon ".

Bud Light outsells all other beers combined, yet all those people are wrong.

Yup, and Mc Donald's outsells all the other burger joints. Your point is?

That more people like McDonald's than Burger King, and people who argue that Burger King is better in the face of overwhelming evidence to the contrary are retarded and/or wrong.

Mc Donald's sells more burgers than Ruth's Cris sells steaks. Clearly Mc Donald's is better. Gotcha.

 

[Loose Cannon]

Whenever I hear somebody say "I only drink cheap light beer, ctaft beer is gross" All I hear is "I prefer a McDonald's hamburger to filet mignon ".

Bud Light outsells all other beers combined, yet all those people are wrong.

Yup, and Mc Donald's outsells all the other burger joints. Your point is?

That more people like McDonald's than Burger King, and people who argue that Burger King is better in the face of overwhelming evidence to the contrary are retarded and/or wrong.

Mc Donald's sells more burgers than Ruth's Cris sells steaks. Clearly Mc Donald's is better. Gotcha.

You're comparing two different things. It's like comparing beer to soda because they both contain sugar. A hamburger to hamburger comparison is better. I know quite a few steak houses that put that over priced garbage at Ruth's Chris to shame if you want to go that route. Number one would be my house. Second to that, pretty much any mom and pop joint in the Midwest. The Golden Ox in Kansas City is one I recommend, although it's been years since I've been out that way.

But it ain't about what I like. I'm a Hardee's man when it comes to fast food hamburgers, but I'm not so **** foolish enough to not realize that MY FAVORITE is not anywhere close to the consensus pick. That doesn't make the consensus pick wrong.

 

[Loose Cannon]

As far as Ales go, I like this one.

 

[Coach Macho]

Bud Light outsells all other beers combined, yet all those people are wrong.

Yup, and Mc Donald's outsells all the other burger joints. Your point is?

That more people like McDonald's than Burger King, and people who argue that Burger King is better in the face of overwhelming evidence to the contrary are retarded and/or wrong.

Mc Donald's sells more burgers than Ruth's Cris sells steaks. Clearly Mc Donald's is better. Gotcha.

You're comparing two different things. It's like comparing beer to soda because they both contain sugar. A hamburger to hamburger comparison is better. I know quite a few steak houses that put that over priced garbage at Ruth's Chris to shame if you want to go that route. Number one would be my house. Second to that, pretty much any mom and pop joint in the Midwest. The Golden Ox in Kansas City is one I recommend, although it's been years since I've been out that way.

But it ain't about what I like. I'm a Hardee's man when it comes to fast food hamburgers, but I'm not so **** foolish enough to not realize that MY FAVORITE is not anywhere close to the consensus pick. That doesn't make the consensus pick wrong.

You're insinuating that the masses aren't retarded, which is far from the case.

All of the best selling chains are trash.
McDonalds is not better than Wendys. (Five Guys, or Burger Fi, or wherever)
Taco Bell is not better than Moes or Chipotle.
Subway is not better than Publix or [insert mom & pop sub shop].
Pizza Hut is not better than [insert pizza joint with an Italian guys name].

Just cause these places sell the most product doesn't make them better, they're just better at catering to the masses. (which is made-up of mostly idiots)

Lil Yachty sold a lot of records last year. Just sayin'.

 

[Bcourno]

I've been drinking Abita at every tailgate this year. Gotta prep for the Sugar Bowl.

 

[Loose Cannon]

Yup, and Mc Donald's outsells all the other burger joints. Your point is?

That more people like McDonald's than Burger King, and people who argue that Burger King is better in the face of overwhelming evidence to the contrary are retarded and/or wrong.

Mc Donald's sells more burgers than Ruth's Cris sells steaks. Clearly Mc Donald's is better. Gotcha.

You're comparing two different things. It's like comparing beer to soda because they both contain sugar. A hamburger to hamburger comparison is better. I know quite a few steak houses that put that over priced garbage at Ruth's Chris to shame if you want to go that route. Number one would be my house. Second to that, pretty much any mom and pop joint in the Midwest. The Golden Ox in Kansas City is one I recommend, although it's been years since I've been out that way.

But it ain't about what I like. I'm a Hardee's man when it comes to fast food hamburgers, but I'm not so **** foolish enough to not realize that MY FAVORITE is not anywhere close to the consensus pick. That doesn't make the consensus pick wrong.

You're insinuating that the masses aren't retarded, which is far from the case.

All of the best selling chains are trash.
McDonalds is not better than Wendys. (Five Guys, or Burger Fi, or wherever)
Taco Bell is not better than Moes or Chipotle.
Subway is not better than Publix or [insert mom & pop sub shop].
Pizza Hut is not better than [insert pizza joint with an Italian guys name].

Just cause these places sell the most product doesn't make them better, they're just better at catering to the masses. (which is made-up of mostly idiots)

Lil Yachty sold a lot of records last year. Just sayin'.

You're confusing "the masses" with a single entity rather than millions of individuals voicing their individual preference millions of times per day and you're writing them off as retarded because you have an overrated biased view of your own self worth.

 

[DTP]

Yup, and Mc Donald's outsells all the other burger joints. Your point is?

That more people like McDonald's than Burger King, and people who argue that Burger King is better in the face of overwhelming evidence to the contrary are retarded and/or wrong.

Mc Donald's sells more burgers than Ruth's Cris sells steaks. Clearly Mc Donald's is better. Gotcha.

You're comparing two different things. It's like comparing beer to soda because they both contain sugar. A hamburger to hamburger comparison is better. I know quite a few steak houses that put that over priced garbage at Ruth's Chris to shame if you want to go that route. Number one would be my house. Second to that, pretty much any mom and pop joint in the Midwest. The Golden Ox in Kansas City is one I recommend, although it's been years since I've been out that way.

But it ain't about what I like. I'm a Hardee's man when it comes to fast food hamburgers, but I'm not so **** foolish enough to not realize that MY FAVORITE is not anywhere close to the consensus pick. That doesn't make the consensus pick wrong.

You're insinuating that the masses aren't retarded, which is far from the case.

All of the best selling chains are trash.
McDonalds is not better than Wendys. (Five Guys, or Burger Fi, or wherever)
Taco Bell is not better than Moes or Chipotle.
Subway is not better than Publix or [insert mom & pop sub shop].
Pizza Hut is not better than [insert pizza joint with an Italian guys name].

Just cause these places sell the most product doesn't make them better, they're just better at catering to the masses. (which is made-up of mostly idiots)

Lil Yachty sold a lot of records last year. Just sayin'.

Thank you, Macho.

Just because something is popular, doesn't mean it's good. Most of the time, cheapness and convenience trumps actual quality.

Look, I'm not saying cheap beer is horrible and people should only drink craft stuff. There's a time and a place for everything. Sometimes you just want a quick and easy greasy burger and the fast food drive through is the place to be. Sometimes, you want to sit down somewhere nice and have something that maybe costs more and isn't as convenient but tastes a million times better. Sometimes, I just want to chug down some cheap, watered down beer and sometimes I want to enjoy something that has a little more taste.

 

[BosCane]

I fully encourage all of you to stop drinking IPA.



(more for me)

 

[HumbleCane]

Don't really care how it tastes, I drink beer to get drunk.

 

[BoroCane83]

Love me a good IPA. They can be done right, and they can be done terribly.

 

[Stylie]

Wakefield is legit too.

 

[miamicanephins]

Can I get a dilly dilly for Schaefer Light?

 

[CanesFiend]

What they need to do to make it a legit "turnover beer" is throw a watch party for the games and every time the chain comes out, they give a round to whoever is there.

 

[JimmyJohnsonsHair]

I like that place.

 

[CanesFiend]

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Goes great with sushi.

What the sh*t. Where's that sushi joint? They're about to get my money.

 

[Classic]

Love IPAs. Get your taste buds up, boys.

Haha. So you dislike the taste of real beer and require a horrible aftertaste to make it drinkable.

I'm just joking here as beer/alcohol taste is as subjective as music taste but the IPA apologists do tend to come off as more strident than the IPA haters, imo.

I'll take the ribbing. There are lots of IPA lovers with oiled up beards and moleskin notebooks out there. Looking down their hop-loving noses at you tile-tongued ingrates. That said, describing an IPA as something unlike "real beer" is funny.

Do you drink whiskey, Tad? If so, what kind?

Haha. Points for the very accurate and very comical reference to oiled up beards and moleskin notebooks. You may have forgotten to add suspenders to the fashion statement though. My sister lives in Brooklyn- the cultural wasteland....errrr.....epicenter of this doucebaggery.

To be honest, I'm more of a vodka/gin man but strangely people have been forcing some Japanese whisky upon me recently. Some are surprisingly decent. If I'm ordering on my own I usually just go with a Macallan, Michter's or Glendronach. But I'll readily admit that I'm no connoisseur.

Right on. I'd have guessed you prefer vodka or gin, which is why I asked. You probably hate brussel sprouts? Not the biggest fan of broccoli?

I bartended my way through law school at a couple of ****tail bars, so I love talking booze, taste, palate, that bull****.

People who don't like IPAs aren't "wrong." Quite the opposite really. We're evolutionarily predisposed to disliking bitter tastes because bitter in nature often means a food is poisonous. Man comes across a sweet berry, smiles with delight and eats. He comes upon a bitter plant, he spits it out, might be deadly. That's why babies usually hate their first veggies. That's why it takes most of us a couple of decades before enjoying coffee. And some of us are "supertasters," where we're more sensitive to certain flavors and that could explain a person's aversion to the taste.

I've developed an affinity for IPAs but I certainly didn't love my first. Anybody who tells you he did is lying. But once your tongue and brain have become acquainted with the taste, the hoppy bitterness is a fantastic complement to a number of softer, more generally appealing flavors. I don't care for a shandy, but you add a little lemon zest or grapefruit to my IPA, oh baby.

Mac12 is my go-to scotch, so you're flirting with the scotch game on a strong start.