Time To Panic: Mario Top Candidate. Banner Boys Mobilizing

[WhatTheHell]

It is going around that the offensive line coach for Alabama, whose most recent head coaching experience in South Florida includes being fired by FIU and having a season-high win total of 8, is now the leading candidate to fill Miami's head coaching vacancy.

The Banner boys are scrambling their planes as we speak to deliver a scathing attack in the skies against Mario as soon as possible. Our program's head is in the guillotine and Blake is about to pull the lever.

Who's ready for the brown version of Al Golden?

 

[BoroCane83]

But bro. I can speak Spanglish to him and he'll understand me bro.

 

[Gamineal]

Bring back Golden Banner

 

[ScubaCane]

This program is so screwed. Name me one other school with an opening where this bozo would be the leading candidate

 

[sniffin94]

Let's dance *****es

 

[dedostheibis]

Thatvpost first couple sentences summarizes how retarded our people who run the athletic department and the bot how retarded they are. Shameful amh

 

[Distructobot3000]

Banner should read:

"Mario's not a HC candidate anywhere else for a reason. #DONTHIREMARIO "

 

[dedostheibis]

Banner needs to say

offensiveline coach who was fired by fiu =unqualified

 

[MizCane]

Banner to read:

Never mind keep Golden and Fire D'Onfrio #FireCristobal

 

[miamifan007]

I thought these BOT ****ers were serious this time?!?! $4 million for Wario?!?! GTFOH

 

[M.Hendrix]

This program is so screwed. Name me one other school with an opening where this bozo would be the leading candidate

Not one! Thanks for ***n up my weekend! I know I have to open up my fandom recruitment. But I'm fighting it! My heart is with the Canes. Can't switch camps! I don't watch NFL anymore because Dolphins suck. Didn't change teams, just stopped watching. Can't imagine Saturdays without football..

 

[OrangetieFatface]

Real talk, and I don't want this to spread, Mario Cristobal gave me herpes and beat up a ladyboy hooker in a red roof inn.

 

[Cane Dynasty]

The fact that his name is getting so much run is ******* embarrassing.

FLY THE ******* BANNER!!!!

 

[mavericksouth]

No to Mario and Chud. They're losers.

 

[Jedi Master Cane]

This **** has legs.

It's time to fly an emergency banner

 

[Canes2082]

Lol just stop seriously. Mario is in town recruiting this weekend. He was already spotted at games. Alabama is on a bye...

 

[Bruh.Man.Cane]

Banner needs to say

offensiveline coach who was fired by fiu =unqualified

I like this idea.

 

[daddacane]

Herald article stated two board members like and are pushing Chud...Better than 27-47 Mario...New coach needs to have a winning record period...Look what the last looser's record was and you wonder where this board's mind is at..

 

[WhatTheHell]

Lol just stop seriously. Mario is in town recruiting this weekend. He was already spotted at games. Alabama is on a bye...

Unfortunately for you, and us, and our program, this isn't a rumor based off of him being in town.

 

[KevinCaneFace]

Lol Mario is not the top choice. Long way to go everybody. Won't be over until after the season. Mario had the same meeting that Butch had.