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Off-Topic Tiger Woods......

Canedog said:
In other golfing news, Canedog maid a stirring comeback to edge Okefenokee Cane by 2 strokes Friday.
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Kin sumbuddy tell Canedog dat lift, clean an replace applies only on da green an u caint “replace” 3 foot closer to da hole. I swooney ta goodness dat dood!
 
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Zombie-Cane said:
I hate this country anymore. Why on earth should Tiger feel like he needed to apologize for this ****?!?! We are a nation of ******* *******. And if this post offends you, **** off, and go grab a tampon.
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Cribby said:
The sooner people start ignoring these virtuous ***** with no senses of humor the better. Their fake outrage will suddenly fade away.
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Your favorite governor has made a career of making sure none of it is ignored, so you better get in line with him!
 
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crossover22[]_[] said:
Yes the lpga plays a way shorter golf course than the men.
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SWFLHurricane said:
About 600yds shorter (entire Golf course)
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I did a quick Google search and saw 7200 for the average PGA course and 6200-6600 for the LPGA, took the middle for the ladies, and came up w/ a difference of ~800 yards. Either way, it's about 10% shorter of a golf course.

It's tough for me to reconcile people getting offended at a joke that insinuates Justin Thomas drives the ball like a lady when the ladies play on a shorter course to help compensate for their shorter average drives (and nobody takes offense). I can see how the whole menstruation thing might offend some people or be considered a bit crass, but if Tiger handed JT a pink bow or a white skirt I bet the same people would still be ****ed off.
 
No_Fly_Zone said:
I did a quick Google search and saw 7200 for the average PGA course and 6200-6600 for the LPGA, took the middle for the ladies, and came up w/ a difference of ~800 yards. Either way, it's about 10% shorter of a golf course.

It's tough for me to reconcile people getting offended at a joke that insinuates Justin Thomas drives the ball like a lady when the ladies play on a shorter course to help compensate for their shorter average drives (and nobody takes offense). I can see how the whole menstruation thing might offend some people or be considered a bit crass, but if Tiger handed JT a pink bow or a white skirt I bet the same people would still be ****ed off.
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Look up the average driving distance for the lpga and the pga if you really want to see something.
 
crossover22[]_[] said:
Look up the average driving distance for the lpga and the pga if you really want to see something.
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I already had. The top LPGA pro is trailing the 200th ranked PGA pro by about ~10.5 yards per drive. And the PGA only had ranking for the top 200, lol.
 
No_Fly_Zone said:
I already had. The top LPGA pro is trailing the 200th ranked PGA pro by about ~10.5 yards per drive. And the PGA only had ranking for the top 200, lol.
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yea its wild. I play from 7000 and over. These chicks play way in front of me. Lol


The tampon thing was perfect.
 
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