Ticket policy for baby

I'm so nuts I'll fight that baby if he gets out of line at the game. A couple years ago, some assh-le brought a baby to the FSU game and had him dressed in FSU gear because the cvnt mom was an FSU fan. I poured a beer on him after we scored and tomahawk chopped him in his soft spot.

Best bet is to leave him in the car during the game with the windows up.
 
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Better to bring a baby to the football game than a movie theater. I'm sorry but I hate people who bring crying kids to the Movies.
I've been on planes with crying babies, and I wasn't annoyed at all. But at a ******* movie theater, I get annoyed as ****.
 
Better to bring a baby to the football game than a movie theater. I'm sorry but I hate people who bring crying kids to the Movies.
I've been on planes with crying babies, and I wasn't annoyed at all. But at a ******* movie theater, I get annoyed as ****.

Only place you should bring a baby is to the pediatric doctor. I tried to yank the emergency door open on a flight once because some little maggot wouldn't quit crying.
 
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Matthew Kane is going to the first game (10 months old by then) and we are in the 200 level, if he acts up, I'll just get up and go into the AC concourse, win win situation.

Plus he's undefeated since birth!!
 
Why would anyone bring a kid under 2 to a game?

They have no idea what's going on, they'll be miserable, and likely ruin the experience for anyone sitting near them.

The few things that stimulate infants are color, sound and movement - so your assessment is way off.

My kid is 8 months old, as soon as it was safe to take him in public we starting taking him to museums, movies, basketball games, concerts, etc.. If he fuses, we remove him from other people, but he rarely does. All great stimulation for what has now become a ridiculously happy and well tempered baby. He just made a roundtrip flight to Hawaii at 6 months (9 hours each way) with barely a peep except when he was hungry. At basketball games when the crowd cheers, he gets really excited - only a problem when we take him to away games and he cheers when the home/opposing crowd cheers.

The babies you are thinking of are the ones that never get taken out in public, like our friends babies who can't leave the house after 7pm because that's bedtime.

If you hate babies crying in public, you should encourage people to take their babies out and acclimate them properly. With the obvious exceptions for places that are TOO loud, crowded, hot, etc.. The parents can always leave.

All that being said, some football games (sold out Miami games included) are environments that would give me pause to take him. He'll probably go to his first Miami game at UNC or Duke this year (tame environments), but I'm not taking him to Blacksburg, a game against FSU, etc. because of the amount of drunk idiots running around.

The next time a baby is bellowing out and destroying his newly minted vocal cords on my next non-stop to the west coast, I will be sure to bring it to the parents attention that they should take their babies out and acclimate them properly.
 
Matthew Kane is going to the first game (10 months old by then) and we are in the 200 level, if he acts up, I'll just get up and go into the AC concourse, win win situation.

Plus he's undefeated since birth!!

Mine too! Watched us beat down NC state from our room in the hospital when he was 2 days old
 
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We had a family of Gators bring their 3-5 year olds into the Cane section lower bowl for the Gator game back in 2013.

They got mad because we all naturally wouldn't stop saying "**** the Gators!".

Sounds like this guy is one of those parents too.
 
I have suite tickets. Don't bring your crumb snatcher to my suite. I sit in a suite so for a reason, when I want to deal with that stuff I take the elevator to the third level and walk around the concourse for a bit.
 
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