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That’s right bros and broettes it’s THAT time of the week again only this time it’s different
Enough is ******* enough
No more *****ing no more bull****
It’s time to separate the Planet Fitness January gym bros from the ones still putting in work in the Fall after things get tough
It’s mutha****in BENCH DAY
It’s time for everyone to grab those vials and take a handful of your balls and lift em up
Last week we took one on the chin that would make Julia Ann proud
Sadly it wasn’t surprising at all
1. The Masters
2. Mario dropping an ACC game we should win
3. @DMoney and @bshaw28 debating Mark Walton
It’s just never ******* easy with this team
Sloppy form. Setting up tripods to record our workouts rather than just getting the job done
Whatever our issue was last week it’s time to nut up with our backs against the wall
I said last week the only team that could beat Miami the rest of the way was Miami
Well Carson Beck and the OL took care of that. They spent the entire Louisville game like Jim Carey in Liar Liar
The good news is the season is not over
We still control our destiny
We win out and we are in
Let’s ******* go
THIS is what we need this week in order to right the ship before it crashes permanently
Carson Beck: Don’t rewatch the game. Seriously. I know people are mad at the playcalling, Dawson, the OL etc but the game was still plenty within reach until QB1 decided to go as Kirby Freeman for Halloween. On time and efficient my ***. Bro played that game on Island Time. Stormtroopers from New Hope were laughing about his accuracy. Get it the **** together man
The TE position: Dawson wastes more tight ends than a Christian strip club. Honestly the best recruiter in the country is our TE recruiter. Getting blue chips to come here and be glorified OL is impressive. Lofton sucks. Bauman sucks. At some point we stop using them to cover up our overrated OL and let them be weapons. Schott, Gilbert…someone step up
Toney: @cway313 nailed it last week. The only dog in a cat house. It’s sad how much we are relying on this kid every week. We saw some glimpses of wrinkles. He wanted to throw it a couple times, there was a jet sweep. I’d like to see him get some rest this week though. We can’t keep asking this much from a kid supposed to be in high school
Poyser: Like Bourbon Street on February this kid is really starting to flash. Had some rough spots early in the year (Notre Dame is a tough first assignment) but he’s trusting himself and becoming another playmaker back there. After a sloppy start the defense played pretty well for 50 minutes despite getting put in more uncomfortable positions than an actress in Harvey Weinsteins office. The defense is our salvation
Verdict:
Funny enough I was gonna use this gif for the “write this down im ****ed” but now with our uniform choice it serves dual roles
Stanford absolutely sucks. They beat FSU which was glorious but this is not a team that can threaten us. That’s the truth. If we let them is the other question
No bull**** let’s just **** these nerds up
We failed last week plain and simple
We got caught looking in the mirror and admiring our gains and forgot the plates still have weight
College football can snowball and we can’t have it
Carson Beck needs to take a long look in the mirror (actually don’t do that either) and channel some Mark Wahlberg energy
This game should be a cake walk and it’s setting up for the dreaded November road schedule
We will win but I’m skeptical we come anywhere near covering the spread
Good Guys 30
Bad Guys 13
