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Dear NCAA,
We deserved that.
My Canes brothers and sisters we sit here fresh off of what might have been the best week to be a Miami fan in 20 years.
We obliterated the Gators in their trailer park and watched FSU feebly drop to 0-2 on the season two days later.
I admit, the hangover has been real and I’m finding it difficult to find the energy to write a hype article headed into a glorified scrimmage
That’s what the DMAA is for baby!
Give that toilet seat a nice shine because we are gonna need the whole rim for this one
Now everyone that’s been in the gym knows the importance of dialing it back once in a while. Get back to basics, work on form, avoid injuries, put in the work but give the body a little break as well.
We call it DELOAD week
But that doesn’t mean we slow down around here. It’s the home opener and it’s time to steamroll another team from Florida. Its us vs us this week so I want everyone in the parking lot like this
This Miami team is different. We took a page from the old school Canes that loved to go on the road and **** up the fans days. Not only did we force them into a corner while we ****ed their sister wives, the recruits were there to see it.
The media is back to loving us. The subtle (and not so subtle) racism is back and we just got sucked off more than Ron Jeremy
Cam Ward is Him. The one.
Offensively and defensively we may as well have been calling the plays for Florida. Cam diced up their secondary like Bobby Flay with a howitzer for a right arm.
It was 41-17 but we all know it could have been much much worse.
The lasting image from the game?
To be honest I don’t even know who we play this week. Its likely going to be yet another Dollar Store version of a Florida football team with a midget QB that’s a better running back than anything.
You know the one. When you look at their jerseys closer the tag says Fruit of the Loom.
Ol Blunder Armour *** program.
We shouldn’t even be on the field with teams like this. But since we are, let’s just slap them around and send them home.
Here’s why we dominate the home opener:
We show up: This team is too talented and too prepared to have a lapse. I still want to highlight some players I’ll have an eye on though.
Ahmad Moten: We’ve all been worried about DT. The size queens on the board were trolling the country for a 330lb DT like Paranos trolls the parking lot of an Overeaters Anonymous meeting. Turns out we may have had the answer in the building the entire time.
Markeith Williams: I’m calling an interception in this game…if the other QB knows how to throw a pass. Meesh and Jaden Harris had great games for us against UiF, but Markeith made one of the plays of the game. We’ve been waiting for him to step up and he looks like he’s ready.
Cole: Fundamentally sound. Lunch pail guy. High motor. He white. But this dude has some Sacramento Kings Jay Williams in him and he’s gonna be fuggin to The Offspring in this one
Chris Johnson: I wanna see this dude running like he stole a TV. We focused on the power run game which opened up the Florida defense wider than Jill Kelly. This time I expect us to get guys like CJ and Ray Ray the ball in space and watch em do work
Verdict:
To once again quote one of the
villains in TV history: “it’s already over”
The Playoff bound Miami Hurricanes playing a band school that happens to have a football team.
“We got our **** pushed in by the Hurricanes”
Good guys 63
IDK 3
We deserved that.
My Canes brothers and sisters we sit here fresh off of what might have been the best week to be a Miami fan in 20 years.
We obliterated the Gators in their trailer park and watched FSU feebly drop to 0-2 on the season two days later.
I admit, the hangover has been real and I’m finding it difficult to find the energy to write a hype article headed into a glorified scrimmage
LMAO GTFO
That’s what the DMAA is for baby!
Give that toilet seat a nice shine because we are gonna need the whole rim for this one
Now everyone that’s been in the gym knows the importance of dialing it back once in a while. Get back to basics, work on form, avoid injuries, put in the work but give the body a little break as well.
We call it DELOAD week
But that doesn’t mean we slow down around here. It’s the home opener and it’s time to steamroll another team from Florida. Its us vs us this week so I want everyone in the parking lot like this
This Miami team is different. We took a page from the old school Canes that loved to go on the road and **** up the fans days. Not only did we force them into a corner while we ****ed their sister wives, the recruits were there to see it.
The media is back to loving us. The subtle (and not so subtle) racism is back and we just got sucked off more than Ron Jeremy
Cam Ward is Him. The one.
Offensively and defensively we may as well have been calling the plays for Florida. Cam diced up their secondary like Bobby Flay with a howitzer for a right arm.
It was 41-17 but we all know it could have been much much worse.
The lasting image from the game?
To be honest I don’t even know who we play this week. Its likely going to be yet another Dollar Store version of a Florida football team with a midget QB that’s a better running back than anything.
You know the one. When you look at their jerseys closer the tag says Fruit of the Loom.
Ol Blunder Armour *** program.
We shouldn’t even be on the field with teams like this. But since we are, let’s just slap them around and send them home.
Here’s why we dominate the home opener:
We show up: This team is too talented and too prepared to have a lapse. I still want to highlight some players I’ll have an eye on though.
Ahmad Moten: We’ve all been worried about DT. The size queens on the board were trolling the country for a 330lb DT like Paranos trolls the parking lot of an Overeaters Anonymous meeting. Turns out we may have had the answer in the building the entire time.
Markeith Williams: I’m calling an interception in this game…if the other QB knows how to throw a pass. Meesh and Jaden Harris had great games for us against UiF, but Markeith made one of the plays of the game. We’ve been waiting for him to step up and he looks like he’s ready.
Cole: Fundamentally sound. Lunch pail guy. High motor. He white. But this dude has some Sacramento Kings Jay Williams in him and he’s gonna be fuggin to The Offspring in this one
Chris Johnson: I wanna see this dude running like he stole a TV. We focused on the power run game which opened up the Florida defense wider than Jill Kelly. This time I expect us to get guys like CJ and Ray Ray the ball in space and watch em do work
Verdict:
To once again quote one of the
villains in TV history: “it’s already over”The Playoff bound Miami Hurricanes playing a band school that happens to have a football team.
“We got our **** pushed in by the Hurricanes”
Good guys 63
IDK 3
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