This thing is scary

[paksat]

https://earth.nullschool.net/#current/wind/surface/level/orthographic=-79.00,29.93,1411

 

[1mg of Epi]

You'll be fine.

 

[Port Knox]

 

[305M3]

That's the sweetest animation I've seen yet!

 

[MetiSkeemz]

Is that the current location? Be safe out there canes fam

 

[Port Knox]

Anyone that takes this as a joke has never been through one. Be safe fam.

 

[Ohio_Cane]

 

[GhostRecon_Cane]

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Anyone that takes this as a joke has never been through one. Be safe fam.

That's a definitive statement sir.

 

[The Franchise]

Go toward the water, paksat! Toward the water!

 

[The Franchise]

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Anyone that takes this as a joke has never been through one. Be safe fam.

I've been through 20 of these, and I've been ridiculing the fear mongering since it started.

Right off the bat, they were squealing about the 389 mph winds. Yet, every time they put up a graphic with the wind readings near the storm they'd be 25 mph or less.

Local weather dude John Morales was actually honest about the **** a couple hours ago, and Jackie Nespral almost lynched him. The minute he broke some honest news that it's going to miss South Florida and only produce some minimal gusts and rain, they cut immediately to the Haitians floating down the river of mud to get that fear level back up.

 

[kryptonite]

Get to the cellar!

 

[Port Knox]

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Anyone that takes this as a joke has never been through one. Be safe fam.

I've been through 20 of these, and I've been ridiculing the fear mongering since it started.

Right off the bat, they were squealing about the 389 mph winds. Yet, every time they put up a graphic with the wind readings near the storm they'd be 25 mph or less.

Local weather dude John Morales was actually honest about the **** a couple hours ago, and Jackie Nespral almost lynched him. The minute he broke some honest news that it's going to miss South Florida and only produce some minimal gusts and rain, they cut immediately to the Haitians floating down the river of mud to get that fear level back up.

WSVN, publix, and Home Depot have been collaborating on their scare tactics for years. That said, still not something I ever looked forward to. Now I'm in tornado alley. Always something I guess.

 

[OriginalCanesCanesCanes]

Dade is out of the woods. Broward is almost out of the woods. But yeah, let's gin up those fear levels.

 

[paksat]

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Anyone that takes this as a joke has never been through one. Be safe fam.

I've been through 20 of these, and I've been ridiculing the fear mongering since it started.

Right off the bat, they were squealing about the 389 mph winds. Yet, every time they put up a graphic with the wind readings near the storm they'd be 25 mph or less.

Local weather dude John Morales was actually honest about the **** a couple hours ago, and Jackie Nespral almost lynched him. The minute he broke some honest news that it's going to miss South Florida and only produce some minimal gusts and rain, they cut immediately to the Haitians floating down the river of mud to get that fear level back up.

WSVN, publix, and Home Depot have been collaborating on their scare tactics for years. That said, still not something I ever looked forward to. Now I'm in tornado alley. Always something I guess.

publix? wutttt

I work there, out of curiosity what's that story about?

 

[Cane Kenny]

That's the sweetest animation I've seen yet!

This

 

[cowboycane]

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Anyone that takes this as a joke has never been through one. Be safe fam.

I've been through 20 of these, and I've been ridiculing the fear mongering since it started.

Right off the bat, they were squealing about the 389 mph winds. Yet, every time they put up a graphic with the wind readings near the storm they'd be 25 mph or less.

Local weather dude John Morales was actually honest about the **** a couple hours ago, and Jackie Nespral almost lynched him. The minute he broke some honest news that it's going to miss South Florida and only produce some minimal gusts and rain, they cut immediately to the Haitians floating down the river of mud to get that fear level back up.

WSVN, publix, and Home Depot have been collaborating on their scare tactics for years. That said, still not something I ever looked forward to. Now I'm in tornado alley. Always something I guess.

publix? wutttt

I work there, out of curiosity what's that story about?

Publix makes a ton of money before a big storm so a conspiracy theorist could say that they are in cahoots with the local news to make every storm seem like the end of the world.

 

[paksat]

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Anyone that takes this as a joke has never been through one. Be safe fam.

I've been through 20 of these, and I've been ridiculing the fear mongering since it started.

Right off the bat, they were squealing about the 389 mph winds. Yet, every time they put up a graphic with the wind readings near the storm they'd be 25 mph or less.

Local weather dude John Morales was actually honest about the **** a couple hours ago, and Jackie Nespral almost lynched him. The minute he broke some honest news that it's going to miss South Florida and only produce some minimal gusts and rain, they cut immediately to the Haitians floating down the river of mud to get that fear level back up.

WSVN, publix, and Home Depot have been collaborating on their scare tactics for years. That said, still not something I ever looked forward to. Now I'm in tornado alley. Always something I guess.

publix? wutttt

I work there, out of curiosity what's that story about?

Publix makes a ton of money before a big storm so a conspiracy theorist could say that they are in cahoots with the local news to make every storm seem like the end of the world.

I understand that but my question is whether it's a conspiracy or not

 

[PanteraCanes]

I would say the biggest thing is for ratings than anything else. Hurricanes and 24 flu like viruses transmitted through mosquitoes seems to be big business for local TV new in Florida.

 

[section9]

I work at Depot. You have no idea how many people thought that they could put backer board up on their house during a storm. Drywall too.

HD makes some coin.

The only good that could come from this storm is if UM-FSU became a Monday Night game.

Put the Nole beat down on ABC in front of a national audience.

We Back, *****ezzzz....

 

[Canesfan12]

The News and the Governor are making it seem like this storm is what the **** Mayans predicted in 2012. We are not Louisiana, we are not Haiti, we arent the bahamas, we arent Jamaica. This storm will cause flooding and may **** up some houses but the ONLY WAY PEOPLE DIE IS IF THEY ARE BEING DUMB F*CKS! so just relax, board up your house if needed and ride it out