MedleyCane
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I wish the mods would zap these stadium threads that have nothing new to offer except whining.
Dumb beyond belief.
Dumb beyond belief.
On campus stadiums are nice in that it's part of keeping up with the competition. Aside from that, it just goes to show how silly this country is. Nowhere in the world do you see these kinds of money being put into athletics. Imagine if just half of the stadium and athletic budgets were put into the educations system, roads, structures that serve more purpose than however many days they're used, are multi-purpose, etc. Yes, I've enjoyed many of these stadiums across the country and still do, but man....that's a lot of money going to something with little tangible benefit besides making very few rich. I don't think tax dollars should ever be used for these things as those taxes could be put to better use.
BREAKING NEWS PRESS RELEASE!
March 5th, 2017: After almost 60 years of negotiations the City of Coral Gables has given consent to the University of Miami for the construction of a 60,000 seat football stadium. This shocking agreement came about after intensive and secretive discussions with several hundred Coral Gables homeowners that resulted in an agreement concerning the construction of the stadium. One of the homeowners, Harvey Rosenthal, commented that he was thrilled; despite the fact his property and other properties surrounding the proposed stadium would decline in value by 50%, being forced to endure 2 years of construction, their neighborhoods would be invaded by 40,000 to 60,000 mostly intoxicated people on a regular basis, motor homes would be parked on their front lawns, noise levels would be like living next door to a bad heavy metal garage band, crime would increase and more litter would be deposited than after the game ending Super Bowl celebration. University of Miami indicated they had a back-up plan to purchase 20 oceanfront South Beach hotels, raze them and build a stadium believing that the likelihood of that plan succeeding was similar to building in Coral Gables.
University of Miami officials indicated they would raise the $400 million to build the stadium through bake sales and car washes.
In other news: Big Foot was captured, the Lindberg baby was rescued, the assassin on the grassy knoll was apprehended and Rosie O’Donnell ran the Boston Marathon after losing 250 pounds.
BREAKING NEWS PRESS RELEASE!
March 5th, 2017: After almost 60 years of negotiations the City of Coral Gables has given consent to the University of Miami for the construction of a 60,000 seat football stadium. This shocking agreement came about after intensive and secretive discussions with several hundred Coral Gables homeowners that resulted in an agreement concerning the construction of the stadium. One of the homeowners, Harvey Rosenthal, commented that he was thrilled; despite the fact his property and other properties surrounding the proposed stadium would decline in value by 50%, being forced to endure 2 years of construction, their neighborhoods would be invaded by 40,000 to 60,000 mostly intoxicated people on a regular basis, motor homes would be parked on their front lawns, noise levels would be like living next door to a bad heavy metal garage band, crime would increase and more litter would be deposited than after the game ending Super Bowl celebration. University of Miami indicated they had a back-up plan to purchase 20 oceanfront South Beach hotels, raze them and build a stadium believing that the likelihood of that plan succeeding was similar to building in Coral Gables.
University of Miami officials indicated they would raise the $400 million to build the stadium through bake sales and car washes.
In other news: Big Foot was captured, the Lindberg baby was rescued, the assassin on the grassy knoll was apprehended and Rosie O’Donnell ran the Boston Marathon after losing 250 pounds.
Hey Mr. Glass Half Empty, several thousand of those people would already be on campus so the "invasion" numbers would actually be lower.
BREAKING NEWS PRESS RELEASE!
March 5th, 2017: After almost 60 years of negotiations the City of Coral Gables has given consent to the University of Miami for the construction of a 60,000 seat football stadium. This shocking agreement came about after intensive and secretive discussions with several hundred Coral Gables homeowners that resulted in an agreement concerning the construction of the stadium. One of the homeowners, Harvey Rosenthal, commented that he was thrilled; despite the fact his property and other properties surrounding the proposed stadium would decline in value by 50%, being forced to endure 2 years of construction, their neighborhoods would be invaded by 40,000 to 60,000 mostly intoxicated people on a regular basis, motor homes would be parked on their front lawns, noise levels would be like living next door to a bad heavy metal garage band, crime would increase and more litter would be deposited than after the game ending Super Bowl celebration. University of Miami indicated they had a back-up plan to purchase 20 oceanfront South Beach hotels, raze them and build a stadium believing that the likelihood of that plan succeeding was similar to building in Coral Gables.
University of Miami officials indicated they would raise the $400 million to build the stadium through bake sales and car washes.
In other news: Big Foot was captured, the Lindberg baby was rescued, the assassin on the grassy knoll was apprehended and Rosie O’Donnell ran the Boston Marathon after losing 250 pounds.
kryptonite,
You are right! How foolish of me!! Based on your sage correction the City of Coral Gables will almost certainly issue a building permit. Can't wait to see our new stadium up and running. Thank you for solving a 60 year problem. Be well!
BREAKING NEWS PRESS RELEASE!
March 5th, 2017: After almost 60 years of negotiations the City of Coral Gables has given consent to the University of Miami for the construction of a 60,000 seat football stadium. This shocking agreement came about after intensive and secretive discussions with several hundred Coral Gables homeowners that resulted in an agreement concerning the construction of the stadium. One of the homeowners, Harvey Rosenthal, commented that he was thrilled; despite the fact his property and other properties surrounding the proposed stadium would decline in value by 50%, being forced to endure 2 years of construction, their neighborhoods would be invaded by 40,000 to 60,000 mostly intoxicated people on a regular basis, motor homes would be parked on their front lawns, noise levels would be like living next door to a bad heavy metal garage band, crime would increase and more litter would be deposited than after the game ending Super Bowl celebration. University of Miami indicated they had a back-up plan to purchase 20 oceanfront South Beach hotels, raze them and build a stadium believing that the likelihood of that plan succeeding was similar to building in Coral Gables.
University of Miami officials indicated they would raise the $400 million to build the stadium through bake sales and car washes.
In other news: Big Foot was captured, the Lindberg baby was rescued, the assassin on the grassy knoll was apprehended and Rosie O’Donnell ran the Boston Marathon after losing 250 pounds.
Hey Mr. Glass Half Empty, several thousand of those people would already be on campus so the "invasion" numbers would actually be lower.
You mean like about 3-4 thousand of the 60k that attend would already be on campus. Excellent point.
So about 93% of the remaining 60k would still have to drive down US1 or Red Road to get there. Superior point!
BREAKING NEWS PRESS RELEASE!
March 5th, 2017: After almost 60 years of negotiations the City of Coral Gables has given consent to the University of Miami for the construction of a 60,000 seat football stadium. This shocking agreement came about after intensive and secretive discussions with several hundred Coral Gables homeowners that resulted in an agreement concerning the construction of the stadium. One of the homeowners, Harvey Rosenthal, commented that he was thrilled; despite the fact his property and other properties surrounding the proposed stadium would decline in value by 50%, being forced to endure 2 years of construction, their neighborhoods would be invaded by 40,000 to 60,000 mostly intoxicated people on a regular basis, motor homes would be parked on their front lawns, noise levels would be like living next door to a bad heavy metal garage band, crime would increase and more litter would be deposited than after the game ending Super Bowl celebration. University of Miami indicated they had a back-up plan to purchase 20 oceanfront South Beach hotels, raze them and build a stadium believing that the likelihood of that plan succeeding was similar to building in Coral Gables.
University of Miami officials indicated they would raise the $400 million to build the stadium through bake sales and car washes.
In other news: Big Foot was captured, the Lindberg baby was rescued, the assassin on the grassy knoll was apprehended and Rosie O’Donnell ran the Boston Marathon after losing 250 pounds.
Hey Mr. Glass Half Empty, several thousand of those people would already be on campus so the "invasion" numbers would actually be lower.
You mean like about 3-4 thousand of the 60k that attend would already be on campus. Excellent point.
So about 93% of the remaining 60k would still have to drive down US1 or Red Road to get there. Superior point!
Check the batteries on your sarcasm detector.
BREAKING NEWS PRESS RELEASE!
March 5th, 2017: After almost 60 years of negotiations the City of Coral Gables has given consent to the University of Miami for the construction of a 60,000 seat football stadium. This shocking agreement came about after intensive and secretive discussions with several hundred Coral Gables homeowners that resulted in an agreement concerning the construction of the stadium. One of the homeowners, Harvey Rosenthal, commented that he was thrilled; despite the fact his property and other properties surrounding the proposed stadium would decline in value by 50%, being forced to endure 2 years of construction, their neighborhoods would be invaded by 40,000 to 60,000 mostly intoxicated people on a regular basis, motor homes would be parked on their front lawns, noise levels would be like living next door to a bad heavy metal garage band, crime would increase and more litter would be deposited than after the game ending Super Bowl celebration. University of Miami indicated they had a back-up plan to purchase 20 oceanfront South Beach hotels, raze them and build a stadium believing that the likelihood of that plan succeeding was similar to building in Coral Gables.
University of Miami officials indicated they would raise the $400 million to build the stadium through bake sales and car washes.
In other news: Big Foot was captured, the Lindberg baby was rescued, the assassin on the grassy knoll was apprehended and Rosie O’Donnell ran the Boston Marathon after losing 250 pounds.
Hey Mr. Glass Half Empty, several thousand of those people would already be on campus so the "invasion" numbers would actually be lower.
You mean like about 3-4 thousand of the 60k that attend would already be on campus. Excellent point.
So about 93% of the remaining 60k would still have to drive down US1 or Red Road to get there. Superior point!
Check the batteries on your sarcasm detector.
Your sarcasm jumped right over me I guess