This Should Be Our Next Coach

WhatTheHell

"WE CANT DEMAND PERFECTION.”
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You will all come rally behind me and endorse this man and we are going to will it into existence after Richt retires following this season.

Coker, Shannon, Golden, Richt — what did they have in common? Not a single guy was regarded as a wizard or genius on one side of the ball. They were all bland, “CEO” types which is a bullshlt slang title for “needs 2 perfect coordinator hires and recruiting to function.”

We are over that.
We need youth.
We need energy.
We need actual football acumen from a preparation and execution standpoint.

This man is an offensive genius. A savant. He has been training in the dark arts of scoreboard explosions since he was a pre-teen. He served as understudy to an elite coach and spent his childhood as his mentee, learning the ins and outs of running a progrum and scoring 70 points a game in your sleep.

Before his father was exiled to Europe, he took a progrum in the middle of nowhere with no history of success and went on a 5 year run that included a Heisman winner.

-This guy has the youth and offensive mastery of a Sean McVay.
-His father passed along a slight win at all costs scum bag mentally of a Meyer or Saban.
- He’s designed and called plays the last few seasons for FAU and Houston, finishing up the top 3 each year.
- He’s got the country twang of most great CFB coaches.
We shouldn’t miss our Lincoln Riley.

Get on board nerds or get left alone and embarrassed.

Kendal Briles Da FCKINNG gawd.
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What kind of a person is Briles? I'm squarely in the camp that our next coach needs to be a son of a ***** of the highest order. A real prick.

No more nice guys and good citizens. I want an assassin that gives zero *****.
 
What kind of a person is Briles? I'm squarely in the camp that our next coach needs to be a son of a ***** of the highest order. A real prick.

No more nice guys and good citizens. I want an assassin that gives zero *****.
I'm down for any dope ******* *** a coach. Any one except for kiffen.
 
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Mark Stoops

This guy is having a nice season.

But this is a joke, right? Did you watch last season as his defense leaving UFag receivers uncovered presnap without calling a TO, not once but twice? LMAO.

He is okay but definitely not worth the 6 mill per season and whatever it would take to buy him out.
 
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