This RB Cam’Ron Something

[TheEye]

Davis/Harris he's all Cane.

 

[Combo]

Cam is the best back on the team

I might agree. I know Lo is really fast over 100 yards. But over 10-15 yards, which is more relevant in football, Camron is faster. The kid has a burst like Frank Gore.

 

[Pixelated bukake]

OP submits poorly briefed motions in limine.

 

[V-DawgCane]

 

[WPB Cane]

Everybody (including myself) was so hyped on Lingard (and rightfully so) that it put Cam in his shadow from the moment storm 18 was signed. I hope We get the same Lo back that we had. I hope we can get the most out of all these guys and not let 1 collect dust for too long. Davis has my vote til we see what Longard looks like later this year.

 

[Silver King]

He good

 

[txcanes]

You sound like a new fan...
I guess you just got here from Tallahassee huh

Stupid post of the month. Read closer.

 

[RangerGranger]

I’m not sure what he’s decided on for his last name, but whatever he’s calling himself these days, the kid is a budding star.

I was bored the other day so I decided to rewatch his film from last season. He’s an electric player with great acceleration. When he got a hole he stuck his foot in the ground and got upfield quicker than a faqq0t on a *****. On his bigger runs, average backs aren’t getting up to top speed fast enough before that crease of daylight closes. He showcased some elite ability to click that bltch into top gear and scoot.

I don’t know anything about his off-the-field times, but he plays like he got shot out of a cannon. Also, in the limited clips, he keeps a decent wiggle when changing direction despite hauling *** out there. He’s got a great “oh shlt oh shlt wrap up wrap up” vibe where you can hear opposing fans screaming this every time he has the ball, because they know the difference between a 2 yard loss and a 50+ yard TD run is just that split second of daylight. Anytime he has the ball he can score he just needs that tint crease (mmmmmm).

I know we have a guy in the backfield who won a Gatorade player of the year award, but Cam’Ron is a dangerous weapon for Dan Penos. He gets to top speed in a couple steps and has good fluidity, too.

WTH Official Offseason Prediction: as long as they don’t put Cam’Ron on the same sophomore diet that Deejay was (I.e. peeling the wrapper off of a stick of butter and eating it like a banana), he’s going to push Lingard hard and emerge as our best and most complete back. I say most complete because that clip of him scoring on a wheel route made me think of Tarik Cohen and it made my nipples so hard I opened up a mall kiosk where I use them to engrave and personalize jewelry.

amazing commentary. Real ****, I read it in a Polk County tone. Cheers mate.