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I’m not sure what he’s decided on for his last name, but whatever he’s calling himself these days, the kid is a budding star.

I was bored the other day so I decided to rewatch his film from last season. He’s an electric player with great acceleration. When he got a hole he stuck his foot in the ground and got upfield. On his bigger runs, average backs aren’t getting up to top speed fast enough before that crease of daylight closes. He showcased some elite ability to click that bltch into top gear and scoot.

I don’t know anything about his off-the-field times, but he plays like he got shot out of a cannon. Also, in the limited clips, he keeps a decent wiggle when changing direction despite hauling *** out there. He’s got a great “oh shlt oh shlt wrap up wrap up” vibe where you can hear opposing fans screaming this every time he has the ball, because they know the difference between a 2 yard loss and a 50+ yard TD run is just that split second of daylight. Anytime he has the ball he can score he just needs that tint crease (mmmmmm).

I know we have a guy in the backfield who won a Gatorade player of the year award, but Cam’Ron is a dangerous weapon for Dan Penos. He gets to top speed in a couple steps and has good fluidity, too.

WTH Official Offseason Prediction: as long as they don’t put Cam’Ron on the same sophomore diet that Deejay was (I.e. peeling the wrapper off of a stick of butter and eating it like a banana), he’s going to push Lingard hard and emerge as our best and most complete back. I say most complete because that clip of him scoring on a wheel route made me think of Tarik Cohen and it made my nipples so hard I opened up a mall kiosk where I use them to engrave and personalize jewelry.
 
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WhatTheHell said:
I’m not sure what he’s decided on for his last name, but whatever he’s calling himself these days, the kid is a budding star.

I was bored the other day so I decided to rewatch his film from last season. He’s an electric player with great acceleration. When he got a hole he stuck his foot in the ground and got upfield quicker than a faqq0t on a *****. On his bigger runs, average backs aren’t getting up to top speed fast enough before that crease of daylight closes. He showcased some elite ability to click that bltch into top gear and scoot.

I don’t know anything about his off-the-field times, but he plays like he got shot out of a cannon. Also, in the limited clips, he keeps a decent wiggle when changing direction despite hauling *** out there. He’s got a great “oh shlt oh shlt wrap up wrap up” vibe where you can hear opposing fans screaming this every time he has the ball, because they know the difference between a 2 yard loss and a 50+ yard TD run is just that split second of daylight. Anytime he has the ball he can score he just needs that tint crease (mmmmmm).

I know we have a guy in the backfield who won a Gatorade player of the year award, but Cam’Ron is a dangerous weapon for Dan Penos. He gets to top speed in a couple steps and has good fluidity, too.

Hot Take: as long as they don’t put Cam’Ron on the same sophomore diet that Deejay got (peeling the wrapper off of a stick of butter and eating it like a banana), he’s going to push Lingard hard and emerge as our best and most complete back. I say most complete because that clip of him scoring on a wheel route made me think of Tarik Cohen and it made my nipples so hard I opened up a mall kiosk where I use them to engrave and personalize jewelry.
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His last name is Harris. He changed it to his Dad's last name in the offseason.
 
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Cam and Lo are going to get plenty of reps. But Deejay is the feature back imho.
 
WhatTheHell said:
I re-watch film on most of our returning players, ya pencil-necked geek.
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Internet thug huh..???
Maybe you should watch yo mouth and keep up with the times. Harris has been talked about multiple times on this board, and some even see him as the potential starter for the season. So where you been at Thugga??? This is why you sound like a new fan.. all you're doing is repeating things that have been repeated by members of this board, the media and coaches!
Catch up lil boy!
 
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WhatTheHell said:
I’m not sure what he’s decided on for his last name, but whatever he’s calling himself these days, the kid is a budding star.

I was bored the other day so I decided to rewatch his film from last season. He’s an electric player with great acceleration. When he got a hole he stuck his foot in the ground and got upfield quicker than a faqq0t on a *****. On his bigger runs, average backs aren’t getting up to top speed fast enough before that crease of daylight closes. He showcased some elite ability to click that bltch into top gear and scoot.

I don’t know anything about his off-the-field times, but he plays like he got shot out of a cannon. Also, in the limited clips, he keeps a decent wiggle when changing direction despite hauling *** out there. He’s got a great “oh shlt oh shlt wrap up wrap up” vibe where you can hear opposing fans screaming this every time he has the ball, because they know the difference between a 2 yard loss and a 50+ yard TD run is just that split second of daylight. Anytime he has the ball he can score he just needs that tint crease (mmmmmm).

I know we have a guy in the backfield who won a Gatorade player of the year award, but Cam’Ron is a dangerous weapon for Dan Penos. He gets to top speed in a couple steps and has good fluidity, too.

WTH Official Offseason Prediction: as long as they don’t put Cam’Ron on the same sophomore diet that Deejay was (I.e. peeling the wrapper off of a stick of butter and eating it like a banana), he’s going to push Lingard hard and emerge as our best and most complete back. I say most complete because that clip of him scoring on a wheel route made me think of Tarik Cohen and it made my nipples so hard I opened up a mall kiosk where I use them to engrave and personalize jewelry.
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Dallas is being transitioned to OL. He came in as a athlete and is growing into his body. Different story. Davis projects at RB.
 
WhatTheHell said:
I’m not sure what he’s decided on for his last name, but whatever he’s calling himself these days, the kid is a budding star.

I was bored the other day so I decided to rewatch his film from last season. He’s an electric player with great acceleration. When he got a hole he stuck his foot in the ground and got upfield quicker than a faqq0t on a *****. On his bigger runs, average backs aren’t getting up to top speed fast enough before that crease of daylight closes. He showcased some elite ability to click that bltch into top gear and scoot.

I don’t know anything about his off-the-field times, but he plays like he got shot out of a cannon. Also, in the limited clips, he keeps a decent wiggle when changing direction despite hauling *** out there. He’s got a great “oh shlt oh shlt wrap up wrap up” vibe where you can hear opposing fans screaming this every time he has the ball, because they know the difference between a 2 yard loss and a 50+ yard TD run is just that split second of daylight. Anytime he has the ball he can score he just needs that tint crease (mmmmmm).

I know we have a guy in the backfield who won a Gatorade player of the year award, but Cam’Ron is a dangerous weapon for Dan Penos. He gets to top speed in a couple steps and has good fluidity, too.

WTH Official Offseason Prediction: as long as they don’t put Cam’Ron on the same sophomore diet that Deejay was (I.e. peeling the wrapper off of a stick of butter and eating it like a banana), he’s going to push Lingard hard and emerge as our best and most complete back. I say most complete because that clip of him scoring on a wheel route made me think of Tarik Cohen and it made my nipples so hard I opened up a mall kiosk where I use them to engrave and personalize jewelry.
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Way to keep it classy
 
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