I immediately went into a dumbfounded stupor after reading this - it’s just so incredibly petty and moronic.
Every P5 director of compliance at every P5 school in the nation is sharing this with their head coach and laughing their asses of at the NCAA.
The NCAA jumped the shark a while back, and now they’ve managed to do it again.
These are the spastic death throes of a dying organization.
Look at the bright side, at least they didnt ban chocolate and vanllla snacks!