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Stop Saban? Two methods:

1. Hire best friend of the President of the United States, Mike Leach. Leach complains to POTUS about Alabama cheating, with fake jobs at car dealerships and such. POTUS tweets:

"Hear CHEATERS in CFB paying 4 Recruits. SAD. Some1 needs 2 look in2 this #MMGA"

then demands investigation. Investigation shows years of cheating, Saban and Baga stripped of titles, Saban retires in shame.

2. Garlic and stake to heart while he sleeps in coffin
 
He may not be around to stop. Cleveland gonna throw the entire state of Ohio to try to get him to coach the Browns (and tbh, it might be the slide for him. They have a QB and some nice pieces on Defense).
 
Wait there’s a formula to stop saban? **** we fvckin now. Saban won’t be stopped until he retires let’s be honest. The only adversity he’s faced is the occasional exceptional quarterback that beats him or his assistants being poached
 
So all it takes to beat Saban is to replicate the greatest collection of college talent ever?

And, by extension, do that every year to keep fending him off?

Got it. Shouldn't be hard.
 
supersaiyanshel said:
He may not be around to stop. Cleveland gonna throw the entire state of Ohio to try to get him to coach the Browns (and tbh, it might be the slide for him. They have a QB and some nice pieces on Defense).
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I think he wouldnt work in the pros. He wouldn't have the power like that in the NFL, its a players league.
 
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305407cane said:
Wait there’s a formula to stop saban? **** we fvckin now. Saban won’t be stopped until he retires let’s be honest. The only adversity he’s faced is the occasional exceptional quarterback that beats him or his assistants being poached
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Saban is unstoppable because he has NCAA immunity. His phenom QB who rescued Baga in the NC game? Family bought and paid for, moved from Hawaii (its not even a secret at this point). Without Tagaviola, Saban doesn't win championship last year and is starting J. Hurts, which makes them vulnerable. You simply will never beat a guy who has the President of the NCAA in his pocket, unless you get someone more powerful than the NCAA pres on your side. Leach for all his faults, is the only coach who has that, and can get the President of the United States to put his thumb on the scale. And the craziest part of this is that Trump, before he was Prez, actually tried to get the Miami BOT to hire Leach. POTUS is already a Miami fan.

A long time ago I read a quote by Einstein that I think carries more truth about success than any I've ever heard:

"You have to learn the rules. Then learn to play the game better than anyone else."

The rules of college football are that certain teams are protected by the NCAA, so they can cheat and so long as they are protected, they will always have a leg up on the competition. "Playing the game" better means finding a way to end the NCAA protection. If you try to outcoach or out recruit, you might get lucky, but that luck won't last. You have to end the ncaa protection and their whole b.s. system will collapse. POTUS is just about the only Person who can do that (and I think would, if doing it as a favor to a friend).

After Saban retires, it will be Swinney or someone else at Alabama doing the same thing. Saban retiring doesn't fix the real problem. If you really want to beat Emmert and the SEC cheaters at their own game, then you have to consider Mike Leach. And one last time for the dunces who have zero reading comprehension- I'm not saying to hire Leach because he some amazing coach. I'm saying Leach only because he has the President of the United States in his corner, who is just about the only person who can single handedly destroy Emmert and the NCAA protection racket of the sec.
 
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Richt wouldn’t allow those guys to be themselves. They’d have bible study on Friday night & baking classes.
 
duke4heisman said:
Not for Butch
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All respect to what Butch put together. It is the singularly greatest combination of talent on one team in college football history, IMO.

But he did it ONCE. Best ever, but once. The original premise is that you have to have it every year to beat Saban. Nobody can do that. Look at the entirety of his career and you see possibilities v. probabilities.
 
rustywalkedaway said:
All respect to what Butch put together. It is the singularly greatest combination of talent on one team in college football history, IMO.

But he did it ONCE. Best ever, but once. The original premise is that you have to have it every year to beat Saban. Nobody can do that. Look at the entirety of his career and you see possibilities v. probabilities.
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Dude he pumped out first rounders at a basketball school along with the most picks of any draft for them. U don't think he could duplicate it at Miami? The stars want to come here, be developed and go high in the draft. We haven't given them any reason since Butch left. He builds and develops another team and they get drafted, which he will, there'll be a line down US1 to get in
 
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Saban is unstoppable because he has NCAA immunity. His phenom QB who rescued Baga in the NC game? Family bought and paid for, moved from Hawaii (its not even a secret at this point). Without Tagaviola, Saban doesn't win championship last year and is starting J. Hurts, which makes them vulnerable. You simply will never beat a guy who has the President of the NCAA in his pocket, unless you get someone more powerful than the NCAA pres on your side. Leach for all his faults, is the only coach who has that, and can get the President of the United States to put his thumb on the scale. And the craziest part of this is that Trump, before he was Prez, actually tried to get the Miami BOT to hire Leach. POTUS is already a Miami fan.

A long time ago I read a quote by Einstein that I think carries more truth about success than any I've ever heard:

"You have to learn the rules. Then learn to play the game better than anyone else."

The rules of college football are that certain teams are protected by the NCAA, so they can cheat and so long as they are protected, they will always have a leg up on the competition. "Playing the game" better means finding a way to end the NCAA protection. If you try to outcoach or out recruit, you might get lucky, but that luck won't last. You have to end the ncaa protection and their whole b.s. system will collapse. POTUS is just about the only Person who can do that (and I think would, if doing it as a favor to a friend).

After Saban retires, it will be Swinney or someone else at Alabama doing the same thing. Saban retiring doesn't fix the real problem. If you really want to beat Emmert and the SEC cheaters at their own game, then you have to consider Mike Leach. And one last time for the dunces who have zero reading comprehension- I'm not saying to hire Leach because he some amazing coach. I'm saying Leach only because he has the President of the United States in his corner, who is just about the only person who can single handedly destroy Emmert and the NCAA protection racket of the sec.
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Do you actually believe this BS?
 
Greentree said:
Do you actually believe this BS?
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If you don't think this is how the NCAA works, you are a fool. The only part that requires "belief" is whether the POTUS would 1) even bother to comment on the sport of football and 2) help Mike Leach as it relates to Miami.

Oh wait...

1. https://www.usatoday.com/story/spor...s-shouldnt-paid-if-kneeling-anthem/810484002/

2. http://www.espn.com/college-football/news/story?id=5870539

This is how the world works. Big fish eat little fish.
 
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