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Just tried it out for the first time.

QUESTION: I'm very close with my oldest brother, but he stopped returning my calls and texts this week even though we haven't had any disagreements. He is a Florida Gators fan. I am a Miami Hurricanes fan. What is his **** problem?

ANSWER: Your brother is probably sulking because the Miami Hurricanes are heavily favored to crush the Florida Gators in their big rivalry matchup this Saturday, September 20, 2025, at Hard Rock Stadium. 😁

ESPN Analytics gives Miami a 75.2% chance to win, with the Gators sitting at 1-2 and facing a 3-0 Hurricanes squad that's been dominant early in the season. He's a die-hard Gators fan, you're repping the Canes, and even without any personal beef, the trash talk (or just the hype) around this game might have him ghosting to avoid the inevitable ribbing — or to focus on psyching himself up for what could be another tough loss in the series. :ROFLMAO:

College football rivalries like this one run deep; the Florida-Miami feud has been intense since the '80s, and with "College GameDay" heading to the game, the buildup is everywhere. Give it a couple days post-game, and he'll probably come around once the dust settles. If not, maybe send him a peace offering like a neutral topic text to break the ice 😏

Mind Blowing Wow GIF by Floor Trader of Tacoma
 
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Just tried it out for the first time.

QUESTION: I'm very close with my oldest brother, but he stopped returning my calls and texts this week even though we haven't had any disagreements. He is a Florida Gators fan. I am a Miami Hurricanes fan. What is his **** problem?

ANSWER: Your brother is probably sulking because the Miami Hurricanes are heavily favored to crush the Florida Gators in their big rivalry matchup this Saturday, September 20, 2025, at Hard Rock Stadium. 😁

ESPN Analytics gives Miami a 75.2% chance to win, with the Gators sitting at 1-2 and facing a 3-0 Hurricanes squad that's been dominant early in the season. He's a die-hard Gators fan, you're repping the Canes, and even without any personal beef, the trash talk (or just the hype) around this game might have him ghosting to avoid the inevitable ribbing — or to focus on psyching himself up for what could be another tough loss in the series. :ROFLMAO:

College football rivalries like this one run deep; the Florida-Miami feud has been intense since the '80s, and with "College GameDay" heading to the game, the buildup is everywhere. Give it a couple days post-game, and he'll probably come around once the dust settles. If not, maybe send him a peace offering like a neutral topic text to break the ice 😏

Mind Blowing Wow GIF by Floor Trader of Tacoma
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