The coaching staffs of both UF and F$U have already reported us to the NCAA. They have taken the value of the chain and then divided it by the number of seconds in one year in order to approximate the market value for each player who wears it for a minute or two.
The NCAA considers this a major violation and we will likely get the death penalty for it.
Ten days and 900 of those orange and green sapphire stones later, the 6.5-inch-wide “U” was attached to the 36-inch, 2.5-kilogram, 10-karat gold chain.