The portal

[txcane80]

Why do they call it the portal?

 

[LoyalCane24]

Its a canes thing you wouldnt understand

 

[MedleyCane]

It's actually called The Republic of Portal Rico.
But everyone says Portal for short.

 

[YLCANE]

It's actually called The Republic of Portal Rico.
But everyone says Portal for short.

That’s funny

 

[cocanes]

OP is dumb as a rock. **** is a matter with you?

 

[canefrank]

PORTs ALL super studs to the U... thus PORTal

 

[reg]

Because when you go inside, you c'um out the end.

 

[Gatorhater]

It's actually called The Republic of Portal Rico.
But everyone says Portal for short.

Actually it is a Commonwealth, but that is a good one.

 

[Gatorhater]

Manny should dream up a commercial with a portal like tha Si Fi Stargate with players coming toward the portal through snow, thick forests, cactus covered deserts and mountains, then coming out the other side in Miami unis onto South Beach.

 

[MedleyCane]

Actually it is a Commonwealth, but that is a good one.

Ha! Good catch!

 

[Negro-Wan Kanobi]

Ha! Good catch!

Technically, both correct. A commonwealth territory that's a part of a republic.

 

[Negro-Wan Kanobi]

Be cause the guy from McGuyver built it out of raw material for his stargate project, liked it, built another and allowed s to have one.

 

[1mg of Epi]

OP is dumb as a rock. **** is a matter with you?

**** dude!! That’s not how we treat our “special” members here. Now go help him Velcro his shoes.

 

[CaneSince4Ever]

"N!gg@ see you in the street, pretend to be friendly
But I know any type of success breeds envy
I know in the back of your mind your conjuring ways to hit me
Leave my friends in a circle pouring out Henny
But G's is heaven bound so how I'm gon' receive
Anything y'all pour to the ground next time throw it up
And ain't nothing changed so even in my afterlife I show it up
Dont grieve for me my art remains
like a dart from the speaker to your heart
Spiritually through the portal now my words are immortal
Plan to leave without a fight I plant a seed I give life
Though I can't see past the girls greed to call her wife
Next time your thinking heist better be precise
Cause I'm fully prepared. One of us is gon' leave here
I have no regrets even though I wanna see grow
My Godsons Boogie, Sonny, and Rimo"


Now you know.

 

[HurricaneForce]

 

[MedleyCane]

That’s funny

Thanks man.
To be fair, I ripped it off from Hokie site.
They've had some funnies over their issues.
They also said they are getting a QB transferring in name Blake Portals.
Lol.

 

[cocanes]

Portal has not been nice to

UCLA
VT
USC

 

[TheEye]

It reminds me of Logan's Run. Only, calling it the "Circuit" would be confusing to people.

 

[SFbayCane]

Actually it is a Commonwealth, but that is a good one.

Which is interesting given that wealth aint so common in that **** hole.


#RimShotFriday

 

[DavidMiami]

"N!gg@ see you in the street, pretend to be friendly
But I know any type of success breeds envy
I know in the back of your mind your conjuring ways to hit me
Leave my friends in a circle pouring out Henny
But G's is heaven bound so how I'm gon' receive
Anything y'all pour to the ground next time throw it up
And ain't nothing changed so even in my afterlife I show it up
Dont grieve for me my art remains
like a dart from the speaker to your heart
Spiritually through the portal now my words are immortal
Plan to leave without a fight I plant a seed I give life
Though I can't see past the girls greed to call her wife
Next time your thinking heist better be precise
Cause I'm fully prepared. One of us is gon' leave here
I have no regrets even though I wanna see grow
My Godsons Boogie, Sonny, and Rimo"


Now you know.

When you start rapping with that word you lose half your audience. Kind of like judging a book before opening it. Makes you have to work twice as hard with the Bars.