Rumor THE PIRATE!!!!

[RF-4CCane]

“Edward Carl "Eddie" Gaedel was a professional baseball player who holds the record as the shortest Major League Baseball player in history. The stunt, conceived by Browns owner Bill Veeck, aimed to draw fans during a losing season. Gaedel walked on four consecutive pitches and was replaced by a pinch-runner after reaching first base. His small stature gave him a tiny strike zone.“

 

[Atom Atlas]

 

[mcnaire2004]

What happens if he gets intercepted and returned for a TD?

Spike the midget in the End Zone??



I'm going to ****.

That's what's so brilliant about it: However far he gets is forward progress even if intercepted.

I just want to know what kind of padding and face mask they'd wear

 

[Atom Atlas]

That's what's so brilliant about it: However far he gets is forward progress even if intercepted.

I just want to know what kind of padding and face mask they'd wear

I think you just stuff him in the pig skin...No??...

 

[Atom Atlas]

“Edward Carl "Eddie" Gaedel was a professional baseball player who holds the record as the shortest Major League Baseball player in history. The stunt, conceived by Browns owner Bill Veeck, aimed to draw fans during a losing season. Gaedel walked on four consecutive pitches and was replaced by a pinch-runner after reaching first base. His small stature gave him a tiny strike zone.“

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They got a pinch runner because him running to first took around the same time it takes me to run a mile.....

 

[section9]

Hiring Golden instead of the Pirate should have been a Program-Ending move. It was literally a crime against Football, akin to letting Dalvin go to FSU or allowing Jeremiah to go to Taint when we knew Cam Ward was coming here.

Sacrilege!

 

[Angry Ibis]

Hiring Golden instead of the Pirate should have been a Program-Ending move. It was literally a crime against Football, akin to letting Dalvin go to FSU or allowing Jeremiah to go to Taint when we knew Cam Ward was coming here.

Sacrilege!

I mean, the program hired Coker and Shannon before that so we were well on our way toward failure.... Pirate could have been fun!

 

[RF-4CCane]

That's what's so brilliant about it: However far he gets is forward progress even if intercepted.

I just want to know what kind of padding and face mask they'd wear

 

[WesternMDCane]

My playcall sheet:


- Tiny Trajectory on three!
- Dwarf Lawn Dart in 23 personnel set
- Short Shotput in 20 personnel set


I'm spent.

39er midget hurl special on 2… on 2, ready break

 

[FtMyersCane]

1) Brings new meaning to short yardage.
2) Would a midget fullback = halfback and if so, would midget halfback = quarterback?
3) What if you intercept the midget holding the football and run both back -- is that like a pick six still? Pick 12? Pick 3?

 

[FtMyersCane]

I mean since I'm on the topic, get an Oompa Loompa, fuggers are already orange and green, perfect fit.

 

[miamimarine]

I mean since I'm on the topic, get an Oompa Loompa, fuggers are already orange and green, perfect fit.

Semper Canes!!!

 

[nobeastofburden]

 

[Unsider]

This play would aptly be called the Tush Toss…

 

[Eric The Midget]

 

[Peachycarnahan]

My playcall sheet:


- Tiny Trajectory on three!
- Dwarf Lawn Dart in 23 personnel set
- Short Shotput in 20 personnel set


I'm spent.

 

[Empirical Cane]

1) Brings new meaning to short yardage.
2) Would a midget fullback = halfback and if so, would midget halfback = quarterback?
3) What if you intercept the midget holding the football and run both back -- is that like a pick six still? Pick 12? Pick 3?

 

[Atom Atlas]

 

[canes_226]

Hiring Golden instead of the Pirate should have been a Program-Ending move. It was literally a crime against Football, akin to letting Dalvin go to FSU or allowing Jeremiah to go to Taint when we knew Cam Ward was coming here.

Sacrilege!

Should have hired him instead of Shannon.
Who’s to say Shannon wouldn’t have stayed as DC?

Jacory Harris in a Mike leach offense would have been fun to watch

 

[KANE]

For all that is unholy and impure, PLEASE TELL ME THIS TRUE...

Were they going to duct tape the football to him?

I want answers!

How did Miami not hire him over Al Golden!!!??

Talk about innovation…