Rumor THE PIRATE!!!!

[Empirical Cane]

For all that is unholy and impure, PLEASE TELL ME THIS TRUE...

Were they going to duct tape the football to him?

I want answers!

How did Miami not hire him over Al Golden!!!??

 

[F-MarioCristobal]

The GOAT

 

[mj33]

That's one small step for man, one little person tossed for mankind.

 

[mcnaire2004]

Wouldn't they consider that the same as pushing someone in? Something that was illegal almost up until his Miss St days?

Or is this a Lord Byron situation where Cambridge didn't technically have a rule against pet bears in the dorms?

Either way I think it's important we don't talk innovators down

 

[We'retheBoss]

You've heard of the Tush Push, well here's the Munchkin Punch-in

 

[PineCo.]

All jokes aside, Mike Leach was cool as **** when I met him.

 

[Empirical Cane]

That's one small step for man, one little person tossed for mankind.

PORST OF THE MONTH!

 

[Empirical Cane]

You've heard of the Tush Push, well here's the Munchkin Punch-in

I spoke too soon.

PORST OF THE MONTH x2.

I've **** near ****ed myself from laughing so hard.

 

[WesternMDCane]

You've heard of the Tush Push, well here's the Munchkin Punch-in

Or the Pygmy flybye

 

[Empirical Cane]

Or the Pygmy flybye

 

[L A M P]

Half-back Pass!

 

[Empirical Cane]

My playcall sheet:


- Tiny Trajectory on three!
- Dwarf Lawn Dart in 23 personnel set
- Short Shotput in 20 personnel set


I'm spent.

 

[Cane_J15]

For all that is unholy and impure, PLEASE TELL ME THIS TRUE...

Were they going to duct tape the football to him?

I want answers!

How did Miami not hire him over Al Golden!!!??

Jfc what a f'in genius

 

[Empirical Cane]

What happens if he gets intercepted and returned for a TD?

Spike the midget in the End Zone??



I'm going to ****.

 

[RF-4CCane]

There was a MLB team back in the 50’s iirc, that used a little person as a batter. His strike zone was the size of a paper plate. Instant walk.

 

[mj33]

What happens if he gets intercepted and returned for a TD?

Spike the midget in the End Zone??



I'm going to ****.

1/2 point conversion.

 

[RF-4CCane]

What happens if he gets intercepted and returned for a TD?

Spike the midget in the End Zone??



I'm going to ****.

 

[Empirical Cane]

1/2 point conversion.

YOU are going to ****.

Extra crispy.

What is wrong with you!?

 

[RF-4CCane]

What happens if he gets intercepted and returned for a TD?

Spike the midget in the End Zone??



I'm going to ****.

On second thought, wouldnt that be a spade pass and thus no int?

 

[Empirical Cane]

On second thought, wouldnt that be a spade pass and thus no int?