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Nothing beats a frisco melt at 2am

Not so fast...

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I will bare knuckle fight anybody that questions the tasty goodness of a frisco melt.

Come at me, bro...

Nothing against the Frisco Melt®, but it can't hold a candle to the Moons Over My Hammy®. Anybody who doesn't realize that is obviously unbalanced and shouldn't be engaged in any physical manner. You'd probably bite my ear off or some sht.
 
Nothing against the Frisco Melt®, but it can't hold a candle to the Moons Over My Hammy®. Anybody who doesn't realize that is obviously unbalanced and shouldn't be engaged in any physical manner. You'd probably bite my ear off or some sht.

I will fūck you up...

The problem with moons is that it’s made at Denny’s which is just too inconsistent., whereas Steak n Shake is reliably good. No thanks to Denny’s

The concept is good though, I’ll give you that. Especially if the sourdough bread is good. But Denny’s is the **** in the punch bowl.
 
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I will fūck you up...

The problem with moons is that it’s made at Denny’s which is just too inconsistent., whereas Steak n Shake is reliably good. No thanks to Denny’s

The concept is good though, I’ll give you that. Especially if the sourdough bread is good. But Denny’s is the **** in the punch bowl.
You DO have to weigh the 30% chance the short order cook at Dennys pulling the night shift is tweaking hardcore. That said, I like to roll the dice when boozing.
 
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Most of our players need to stay the **** away from both of those sammies. Would make them fat and slow. Not insinuating anything. Just saying.
 
I will fūck you up...

The problem with moons is that it’s made at Denny’s which is just too inconsistent., whereas Steak n Shake is reliably good. No thanks to Denny’s

The concept is good though, I’ll give you that. Especially if the sourdough bread is good. But Denny’s is the **** in the punch bowl.
F'uck a moon and a **** frisco! What do yall maf'uckers know about that homemade "fried hard" bologna sandmich?
 
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