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The ONE Thing Mario Hasn't Done. Yet.

stormsurge said:
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Kick me in the jimmy
 
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rok said:
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That's not exactly what the Shaolin priests practice.

More Tennessee-Two-Step-Slash, the Bristling-Hog - Puking-Dog, the Singapore-Salami-Slice, and the absolute worst - The Chung-Chi Fauci.
 
UMFarArcher said:
I swear! Nothing but a bunch of slack-jawed ***g... - sissy's here!

Some bring in other disciplines to enhance flexibility, core strength, speed, and other attributes - and no one says a word, unless the players have to get into a tutu for the exercise.

I give you the ultimate means where a little guy 5'4" will beat the snot out of a 6'3" fighter while making it look easy using deflection and concentrated points of attack -

and it's like telling kindergartners that Santa Claus is a towel boy in a San Francisco Bath House.

Nothing but blank stares . . . I'm really disappointed in our education system . . .
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Fararcher, let's take a step back for a second...

Have you seen how tall Miribal is? I think he's in disguise and Mario is 1 step ahead of you...
 
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