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The ONE Thing Mario Hasn't Done. Yet.

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OP walking on his way home to start this thread:

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UMFarArcher said:
Mario has done an unbelievable job in the little time he's been here. Every aspect of UM Football has now undergone a major douche - or if you prefer - ***** - and the entire UM Football world feels different - looks different - and will play different.

The best I can figure - the one major thing he's yet failed to grab - is a Shaolin Priest.

That Shaolin Priest can teach our DLine especially - lightning-fast leveraged hands and arms movement. To slam the wind out of opponent OLinemen - without effort, how to break the fingers that grasp your jersey, snapping the wrist - another option, holding the hand that grasps your jersey and quickly use the other hand to dislocate that shoulder, using knees as weapons to take them to ground, and finally -

The Five-Finger Death Touch.
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UMFarArcher said:
Mario has done an unbelievable job in the little time he's been here. Every aspect of UM Football has now undergone a major douche - or if you prefer - ***** - and the entire UM Football world feels different - looks different - and will play different.

The best I can figure - the one major thing he's yet failed to grab - is a Shaolin Priest.

That Shaolin Priest can teach our DLine especially - lightning-fast leveraged hands and arms movement. To slam the wind out of opponent OLinemen - without effort, how to break the fingers that grasp your jersey, snapping the wrist - another option, holding the hand that grasps your jersey and quickly use the other hand to dislocate that shoulder, using knees as weapons to take them to ground, and finally -

The Five-Finger Death Touch.
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Teach the Oline the toe stomp!!

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OldhamA said:
I wish Andrew would programme it into the forum that if you type "pause" into your post you get an automatic ban for a week.
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Pause was funny the first 1200 times I read it. And it's still kinda funny when used in the perfect context. But it's been beaten to a pulp in general, and then it becomes even less funny when it's used at times there's really no humorous *** connotation. Pick and choose the right times to smash the pause hammer.
 
OrangeBowlMagic said:
Pause was funny the first 1200 times I read it. And it's still kinda funny when used in the perfect context. But it's been beaten to a pulp in general, and then it becomes even less funny when it's used at times there's really no humorous *** connotation. Pick and choose the right times to smash the pause hammer.
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On top of that (Fast Forward), I can't help thinking we're focused on the wrong button on the remote control. Pausing yourself to draw more attention to homoerotic innuendo? Nah, hit Fast Forward to move passed that.
 
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I didn't see anyone post it yet unless I missed it but ....... I mean...... Ya know...... Kinda gotta say it.... Mario hasn't won a game yet as HC of the Canes either....
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OriginalCanesCanesCanes said:
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OP walking on his way home to start this thread:

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I swear! Nothing but a bunch of slack-jawed ***g... - sissy's here!

Some bring in other disciplines to enhance flexibility, core strength, speed, and other attributes - and no one says a word, unless the players have to get into a tutu for the exercise.

I give you the ultimate means where a little guy 5'4" will beat the snot out of a 6'3" fighter while making it look easy using deflection and concentrated points of attack -

and it's like telling kindergartners that Santa Claus is a towel boy in a San Francisco Bath House.

Nothing but blank stares . . . I'm really disappointed in our education system . . .
 
UMFarArcher said:
Mario has done an unbelievable job in the little time he's been here. Every aspect of UM Football has now undergone a major douche - or if you prefer - ***** - and the entire UM Football world feels different - looks different - and will play different.

The best I can figure - the one major thing he's yet failed to grab - is a Shaolin Priest.

That Shaolin Priest can teach our DLine especially - lightning-fast leveraged hands and arms movement. To slam the wind out of opponent OLinemen - without effort, how to break the fingers that grasp your jersey, snapping the wrist - another option, holding the hand that grasps your jersey and quickly use the other hand to dislocate that shoulder, using knees as weapons to take them to ground, and finally -

The Five-Finger Death Touch.
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UMFarArcher said:
I swear! Nothing but a bunch of slack-jawed ***g... - sissy's here!

Some bring in other disciplines to enhance flexibility, core strength, speed, and other attributes - and no one says a word, unless the players have to get into a tutu for the exercise.

I give you the ultimate means where a little guy 5'4" will beat the snot out of a 6'3" fighter while making it look easy using deflection and concentrated points of attack -

and it's like telling kindergartners that Santa Claus is a towel boy in a San Francisco Bath House.

Nothing but blank stares . . . I'm really disappointed in our education system . . .
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