Official The OC Candidates Thread 2.0

[Handsome Squidbum]

Weren’t people clamoring for him to be OC

 

[Canesfan1899]

I was thinking Richard Dawson

 

[JimmyJohnsonsHair]

The expectation coming in should’ve been disappointment. Mario is a stubborn mule on offense. He’s not going to change.

The most accurate post in this thread and it’s not even close.

 

[AbsoluteUnit]

Could Applewhite smoke be Co-OC/QB coach?

 

[JimmyJohnsonsHair]

Tons of bad info all throughout this thread.

Well please feel free to enlighten us if you know something.

 

[Fzac75]

Dammit! Tonight is our last night and we’ve already got set plans

But I’m definitely going to come back in a few months when the weather gets nicer

Well now ya know for the next time LOL definitely nice up there that time of year

 

[crossover22[]_[]]

if we get dawson the 4 horsemen are being let lose!

@SinisterCane
@TimeBum

 

[supersaiyanshel]

Dawson's offenses are pretty solid. Nothing mind blowing, but he would not be a bad hire.

But as has been a consistent theme w many of these hires: we could and should do better.

 

[Canesfreak]

 

[supacane]

Glad i checked out of this. Hiring a OC cannot be this difficult and complicated. Here you go players, 2 weeks to digest a playbook for spring practice. Inexcuseable from Cristobal.

 

[AlexCane]

any good?

No clue. Not a name I'd ever heard; although, I should have remembered his name because he played for a conference rival. Young (under 40). Coached under a coach Mario is familiar with, so I'm sure Mario can vet him quite quickly with a call.

 

[Canesfreak]

Applewhite stats last year -

 

[407cane]

Wouldn’t be a canes off-season without major applewhite coming up

 

[Cryptical Envelopment]

You know I don't really snap like that. Everyone knows @djnellz doesn't spazz out like that.

But one thing I CANNOT STAND

IS A MFIN ***** *** ***** WHO TALKS **** AROUBD YOU AND HAS ZERO HUEVOS, ZERO CAJONES TO EVEN SAY **** TO MY FACE (or internet equivalent) or tag me. That's some ***** made ****. I wouldn't want that mfer in my foxhole, having my back, changing my tires, pumping my gas, making me quarter pounder add bacon with a large fry or taking my trash to the trash truck. **** mfers like that, those types will **** you over QUICK just like our previous OC (keeping it on subject)

As a matter of fact, Imma call ****** like that a Josh, or a Gattis, or both.

He's a ******* Josh Gattis to me.

 

[CAT5Coming]

Mario's middle name is Manuel.

 

[KANE]

Nothing wrong with working at Applebee's.

Nothing at all. if you’ve ever worked there. But when you’re using it as an insult against a person that has worked in the culinary world, at a higher level, you should expect to get “muthafucced”. Look, If you called a college football coach, an overpaid recreation coach (I know, i know… funny as ****, ), don’t get mad when he cuss yo *** out. Why? Because he’s worked at a higher level, and most people are proud of their professional accomplishments… whether you recognize them or not. And there’s nothing wrong with being a rec coach either… if that’s where you’re at. Somebody gotta teach the babies.

 

[Canes Legacy]

This what all that waiting trying to be nice sh*t gets you though. We should have been took action on trying to get Garrett Riley but we waited and now he went to tcu

But Mario has his own timeline, bro. He doesn’t care about anyone else’s, bro. He does his own stellar vetting. Case in point, Josh Gattis.

 

[Cribby]

One thing I’ve learned with Mario is he only lets out what he wants out with these hires. He knows if coaches are on campus it’ll get out. As secretive as he is this doesn’t align.

 

[Jonnyblaze]

Wouldn’t be a canes off-season without major applewhite coming up

All we need now is the usual call for some ex Cane legend to get one of the open gigs.

 

[Cajuncane]

Why would Mario be interviewing Candidates today if everyone is already decided and to be announced Monday

Could only mean Mario IS addicted to interviewing.