TheMatador
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You'll start seeing newsreels of tribesmen from Papua, New Guinea and young men marching from Honduras up through Mexico toward our border wearing Duke OL jerseys....Certain schools will likely have boosters that will “sell” thousands of jerseys of each player. Other boosters will ensure that all copies of said jerseys are bought, and therefore everyone will be guaranteed at least a base salary.
Nothing derogatory against primitives from New Guinea or any other third-worlders.
Salvation Army and Goodwill will do banner business shipping excess to faraway lands where they never heard of NCAA.....although they might worship Nick Saban.