The MizCane Hormonal Rant Thread (UF Flexed, Fire the New AD, Dollar General & Moar! Moar! Moar!)

[Dghustla]

I mean this politely never porst again.

 

[W[]_[]CaneClan]

On us and now we are going into our shell bc we don’t want to compete with them on a new coach. We have squeaked wins and lost to FSU but all of a sudden Manny is a great coach. You can’t make this **** up. Burn the thing down.

Everyone is now dumber having read your post. I award you no points, and may god have mercy on your soul.

 

[PCBcanefan]

 

[filmcane]

Great thread, would read again.

You'll probably get passed today, because it's just the morning, but to this point, I'd nominate this for post of the day.

 

[da truth]

On us and now we are going into our shell bc we don’t want to compete with them on a new coach. We have squeaked wins and lost to FSU but all of a sudden Manny is a great coach. You can’t make this **** up. Burn the thing down.

What??? I did read it’s more desirable then LSU job on 247 but Miami has been transparent last few weeks about committing to athletics so not sure wtf you’re talking about

 

[TheEye]

On us and now we are going into our shell bc we don’t want to compete with them on a new coach. We have squeaked wins and lost to FSU but all of a sudden Manny is a great coach. You can’t make this **** up. Burn the thing down.

This thread is only relevant if Manny is our coach come this Fall. He won't be.


Good luck selling seats to that train wreck.

 

[Rellyrell]

UF,

Man, I was thinking bout this, and I’ve come to the conclusion they may be the most irrational fans ever.

I know Urban’s stint there gave them some false sense of being on the levels of The Bama’s of the world, but it took them ‘til 1996 to win their FIRST national championship, & then 20 yrs later, they won titles two & three (‘06 & ‘08). THEY HAVENT WON THE SEC SINCE 2008! Yet, they expect to win every yr. So let’s look at all the coaches they’ve run off since Urban had a heart attack, watching Hernandez murder ppl:

-Will Muschamp: Deservedly so. He had one good yr & the program became a mess under him. Good DC, terrible HC

-Jimmy Mac: Inherits a deplorable UF squad, & in his fist two seasons, wins the SEC East! They wanted him gone. Lol. He starts off slow in yr 3, undoubtably not wanting to be there, and puff the magic dragon, he’s gone.

-Dan Mullen: A cuck, but takes over from Jimmy Mac & immediately wins 10+ games his first two seasons, and in the Covid shortened yr, wins The SEC East crown, taking Bama to the wire. WANTED HIM GONE. Lol. Results? UF is spiraling.

The last two coaches, w/ their results, honestly I would love to see us win our division, win some NY6 bowls, win 10+ games; but not in the swamp, apparently. No, if u don’t win a chip by yr 3 like Meyers (although it took the old ball coach 6), u’re gone. There’s standards & irrational behaviors; it appears UF have been irrational w/ their standards.

 

[MiamiChris]

On us and now we are going into our shell bc we don’t want to compete with them on a new coach. We have squeaked wins and lost to FSU but all of a sudden Manny is a great coach. You can’t make this **** up. Burn the thing down.

Stop drinking this early it’s not game day

 

[JD08]

UF,

Man, I was thinking bout this, and I’ve come to the conclusion they may be the most irrational fans ever.

I know Urban’s stint there gave them some false sense of being on the levels of The Bama’s of the world, but it took them ‘til 1996 to win their FIRST national championship, & then 20 yrs later, they won titles two & three (‘06 & ‘08). THEY HAVENT WON THE SEC SINCE 2008! Yet, they expect to win every yr. So let’s look at all the coaches they’ve run off since Urban had a heart attack, watching Hernandez murder ppl:

-Will Muschamp: Deservedly so. He had one good yr & the program became a mess under him. Good DC, terrible HC

-Jimmy Mac: Inherits a deplorable UF squad, & in his fist two seasons, wins the SEC East! They wanted him gone. Lol. He starts off slow in yr 3, undoubtably not wanting to be there, and puff the magic dragon, he’s gone.

-Dan Mullen: A cuck, but takes over from Jimmy Mac & immediately wins 10+ games his first two seasons, and in the Covid shortened yr, wins The SEC East crown, taking Bama to the wire. WANTED HIM GONE. Lol. Results? UF is spiraling.

The last two coaches, w/ their results, honestly I would love to see us win our division, win some NY6 bowls, win 10+ games; but not in the swamp, apparently. No, if u don’t win a chip by yr 3 like Meyers (although it took the old ball coach 6), u’re gone. There’s standards & irrational behaviors; it appears UF have been irrational w/ their standards.

Their fans were driving around with SEC champions license plates back in 1984. Irrational?

 

[Cribby]

I’d like OP and Fraggile to 69 each other to death. Metaphorically speaking of course.

 

[CanesZ06]

 

[MedleyCane]

5 out to 5. Would recommend this thread.

Too early to tell what with mail-in and provisional ballots pending until 3am tomorrow.

 

[Us Against The World]

 

[77cane]

On us and now we are going into our shell bc we don’t want to compete with them on a new coach. We have squeaked wins and lost to FSU but all of a sudden Manny is a great coach. You can’t make this **** up. Burn the thing down.

How's life up there in Gainesville?

 

[JD08]

"Flexed"

 

[LustNCanes]

In while flexing

 

[BooBoo]

Crocs on my mind...

 

[TRick72]

Krack

 

[Empirical Cane]

On us and now we are going into our shell bc we don’t want to compete with them on a new coach. We have squeaked wins and lost to FSU but all of a sudden Manny is a great coach. You can’t make this **** up. Burn the thing down.

Um qué?

 

[5XNC]

Cuck