The Hecht Doomsday Clock

[UMFarArcher]

Each week, at the Hecht, there's a clock that keeps up with the funds raised to purchase banners.

Each week, they hope the goal will never be attained.

Each week, they slowly lift their eyes in great dread to view the dollar counts.

And each week, since no one has EVER flown banners EVERY STINKING GAME, they hope next week the banner flyers will forget.

Each week, they check against the unheard of - TWO BANNER GAME - at our worst opponent, FSU. Only to discover there will be THREE banners flown.

And each week, they all grab the trash cans and puke up everything but their socks as the dollar goals are reached.

Each week, they ask the eternal question:

HOW LONG?

HOW LONG, HOW LONG?

HOW LONG WILL THIS BS GO ON?

And the end is not in sight.

 

[Foreman]

lol

 

[whoopingcane]

[video=youtube;wAVl_IJV5eI]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vo_GMMLULXw[/video]

 

[Klamalama]

Only the BOT can control the length, width, and breadth of their PUNISHMENT. Those azzholes should have fired Fraulden last year (as a minimum). This was all prophecied. It has come to be.

 

[Hegemon]

Lmfao

Archer

 

[TC7D]

3 bannerzzz?? Can not wait.

 

[UMFarArcher]

Two from UM, and one to keep Golden from FSU.

Just how sweet is THAT message?

 

[TC7D]

Can't get enough of these banners.

 

[Cane1996]

Two from UM, and one to keep Golden from FSU.

Just how sweet is THAT message?

I know what the main banner is going to say. Is the second one going to be one of the three other candidates?

 

[UMFarArcher]

Two from UM, and one to keep Golden from FSU.

Just how sweet is THAT message?

I know what the main banner is going to say. Is the second one going to be one of the three other candidates?

I don't know.

I think it's double top secret. A surprise, of sorts.

 

[Cane1996]

Two from UM, and one to keep Golden from FSU.

Just how sweet is THAT message?

I know what the main banner is going to say. Is the second one going to be one of the three other candidates?

I don't know.

I think it's double top secret. A surprise, of sorts.

Well I know the main one is awesome. Another one reiterating Butch Davis would blow it outa the park.

 

[whoopingcane]

Two from UM, and one to keep Golden from FSU.

Just how sweet is THAT message?

I know what the main banner is going to say. Is the second one going to be one of the three other candidates?

I don't know.

I think it's double top secret. A surprise, of sorts.

The second could end up backfiring. The message might be considered insensitive by the mainstream.

 

[Cane1996]

Two from UM, and one to keep Golden from FSU.

Just how sweet is THAT message?

I know what the main banner is going to say. Is the second one going to be one of the three other candidates?

I don't know.

I think it's double top secret. A surprise, of sorts.

The second could end up backfiring. The message might be considered insensitive by the mainstream.

Would it be considered insensitive by girls who **** their pants to support rape victims and post it on Tinder?

 

[Klamalama]

Two from UM, and one to keep Golden from FSU.

Just how sweet is THAT message?

I know what the main banner is going to say. Is the second one going to be one of the three other candidates?

I don't know.

I think it's double top secret. A surprise, of sorts.

The second could end up backfiring. The message might be considered insensitive by the mainstream.

Whoop thinks it's insensitive? It must be KILLER!

 

[TC7D]

Two from UM, and one to keep Golden from FSU.

Just how sweet is THAT message?

I'm mostly concerned that FSU fans are going to try and pass off their banner as one that Miami fans funded. I hope they make it clear that they are behind it (which of course will be epic to watch on ABC). If not, people might think some Miami fans still want Golden here. Not sure FSU fans are smart enough to realize that though.

 

[GonzoCane]

At this point it may be more cost effective to buy a plane and train a Weezie to fly it. It's a long season.

 

[Cane Dynasty]

3 banners! I'll be in my bunk!!!!

 

[SFbayCane]

:ibis-roflmao-sm4::ibis-roflmao-sm4::ibis-roflmao-sm4::ibis-roflmao-sm4::ibis-roflmao-sm4:

[video=youtube;wAVl_IJV5eI]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vo_GMMLULXw[/video]

 

[stormbrewing]

Thanks to ALL the fans who continue to donate and fund the banners!!
They are the real heroes here

 

[xtheux]

I promise you noone on the inside gives a **** about the banners.

Contribute to a charity instead. ****, take the banner money and donate it to Willie Abreu's family: Donate to Support Willie Abreu's Mother Rosie - University of Miami Hurricanes Official Athletic Site