The day I ran into Ol Clappy

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I remember it as if it were yesterday.

On a brisk, and by brisk I mean 85 degree no wind, late November 2006 day in South Miami my friend and I decided to go to Taco Bell for "mexican food."

We had bought our food. On the way out I led the way opening up the rickety door with bag in hand. Perhaps it was the weight of the gordita supreme or the spice of the fire sauce but something felt different.

To my suprise coming out of a white Cadillac Escalade with a Maroone tag holder was a frail old white man. Big ears and white UM hat. Immediately I stopped in my tracks. I knew who it was, Ol Clappy. Big floppy ears, eyes sunken with bags as heavy as those held by some penny stock investor. Wrinkled polo shirt and khaki pants. Slouched demeanor. The man simply looked tired.

Now I was wearing a UM shirt of some fashion. As we approached he tried to not make eye contract but I willed him to. Our eyes locked for a second. He knew I knew who he was and he knew who I was even though he did not know me. The look in my eye was sympathy and in his eye was recognition. We uttered no words.

Looking back I wanted to say he got a raw deal or how I appreciated him. But neither were really true at the time. The man was defeated. He was fired for all intents and purposes yet still had to coach a meaningless bowl game. He was alone. He was a millionaire dining at the fine establishment of Taco Bell. One could get lower, but not in his position that day. He was simply low. I knew that no words would change that.

So we parted ways. He went on to win some poor excuse for a bowl game played in Siberia on a field that was blue. As much as the players tried to let him down they did not. On a last second interception the game was sealed and he went out a winner even though at that point he was a loser.

He moved away and did his best to coach UTSA to some minor success raising the program from nothing to something. To a slower pace. To one in which he was appreciated at least for a little while.

Miami went on to have the worst 10 years of football ever. Hiring terrible coaches with ineptitude. Quite frustrating. I still wonder if he reveled in our downturn or was saddened by it. I will never know but then again it does not matter. 12 years later I no longer frequent Taco Bell and Miami is on its way back to relevancy. But somewhere out there is a man with the willingness to clap for a good play.....
 
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Problem is, Clappy knew how to recruit. You also have to establish a culture. And that was something he didn't know how to do.
He didnt evaluate, he was recruiting high off what Butch created and the buzz then. also the rankings werent as accurate then as they are now, high bust rate.
 
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I remember it as if it were yesterday.

On a brisk, and by brisk I mean 85 degree no wind, late November 2006 day in South Miami my friend and I decided to go to Taco Bell for "mexican food."

We had bought our food. On the way out I led the way opening up the rickety door with bag in hand. Perhaps it was the weight of the gordita supreme or the spice of the fire sauce but something felt different.

To my suprise coming out of a white Cadillac Escalade with a Maroone tag holder was a frail old white man. Big ears and white UM hat. Immediately I stopped in my tracks. I knew who it was, Ol Clappy. Big floppy ears, eyes sunken with bags as heavy as those held by some penny stock investor. Wrinkled polo shirt and khaki pants. Slouched demeanor. The man simply looked tired.

Now I was wearing a UM shirt of some fashion. As we approached he tried to not make eye contract but I willed him to. Our eyes locked for a second. He knew I knew who he was and he knew who I was even though he did not know me. The look in my eye was sympathy and in his eye was recognition. We uttered no words.

Looking back I wanted to say he got a raw deal or how I appreciated him. But neither were really true at the time. The man was defeated. He was fired for all intents and purposes yet still had to coach a meaningless bowl game. He was alone. He was a millionaire dining at the fine establishment of Taco Bell. One could get lower, but not in his position that day. He was simply low. I knew that no words would change that.

So we parted ways. He went on to win some poor excuse for a bowl game played in Siberia on a field that was blue. As much as the players tried to let him down they did not. On a last second interception the game was sealed and he went out a winner even though at that point he was a loser.

He moved away and did his best to coach UTSA to some minor success raising the program from nothing to something. To a slower pace. To one in which he was appreciated at least for a little while.

Miami went on to have the worst 10 years of football ever. Hiring terrible coaches with ineptitude. Quite frustrating. I still wonder if he reveled in our downturn or was saddened by it. I will never know but then again it does not matter. 12 years later I no longer frequent Taco Bell and Miami is on its way back to relevancy. But somewhere out there is a man with the willingness to clap for a good play.....

I went with a relative on an official visit to Miami when he was still the head coach. He's gotta be one of the nicest people I've ever met. And not in a trying to be nice kinda way. He'd have to try hard to NOT be nice. And he'd most assuredly fail. And that's prolly not optimal for a college head coach.

I remember he actually drove the bus with the families on it from campus to the next site (either the hotel or the rusty pelican I can't remember). Which caught me off guard. I'm sittin there thinkin "You don't have somebody to do that for you? This is Miami, not Miami-Dade."

He was the most unassuming man ever. I could see him being a better fit in a place like Manhattan, Kansas or Lincoln, Nebraska. Idk. But he was prolly just too "Leave it to Beaver" to direct "Miami Vice". But again, really really nice man. Hope all is well with him wherever he is now.
 
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He didnt evaluate, he was recruiting high off what Butch created and the buzz then. also the rankings werent as accurate then as they are now, high bust rate.
He tried like ****. He stayed 8 hours at Joe Cohen's house. Didn't make any difference. And Cohen didn't turn out that great anyway.
 
What happened under Coker was exactly what happened under Jimbo, chasing high rated class, willing to get players from any and every where. Mirror images. People keep saying oh FSU are so talented....by recruiting rankings. How many positions do they have better players than we do? Clappy had no idea what it took to sustain a program. Bad talent evaluation and development, and bad at hiring staph.
 
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