howdy folks! As an NC State fan I just hope it’s a good game and nobody gets hurt, no matter what the score is! I wanted to come on down and watch (and take in some of that sunshine and bikini bottoms y’all have, and that Liberty City is a good all American name and surely worth a visit) but it’s harvest time here at the General Jackson farm, so it’s no go. Lookin at some of y‘alls home crowds makes me wonder if it’s harvest time in Miami, too. Or maybe they play that game with scoops - Hide A Lie? - at the same time and it cuts into the attendance?
and don’t be thinking we at State don‘t respect Miami. We do. That fat kid who helped Rudy pass the book learnin at Notre Dame, where did he go? Miami law school, that’s where. And that smart cave man a few years back who got unfroze and went to law school? Miami, too. That’s no coincidence.
anyway, like that man in Hamlet who got stabbed says, brevity is the soul of wit, so that’s all I got. Good luck to you tonight, especially that quarterback of yours. A real game chicken! M-O-O-N spells, “hope you can run fast,” laws, yes.