Empirical Cane
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I don't know about that...
How it all started...
A Texas football coach’s monkey bit a child and started the strangest sports story of the year
The monkey, “Pole Assassin” and Halloween have made everything go wild.www.sbnation.com
"...Danielle Thomas, a former exotic dancer who once appeared on The Jerry Springer Show under the name “Pole Assassin,” uses a pet monkey named “Gia” as part of her act. Thomas calls the monkey her “emotional support animal..."
#GiaIsTheRealVictim
#LongLiveHarambe
The stripper's monkey also has a stripper name.....checks out
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How will you know if you're in the Canes Connection's Cuban Links tier or just the Swap Shop tier?
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This stripper's "monkey" . . .
Is this the slang term for her "cooter" - or is this in reference to a type of ape?
I'm just trying to keep up here . . . hep me!
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Strippers like to name themselves after expensive things like Lexus and Diamond. Might I suggest you name yours Insurance or Gas?
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The support monkey probably helps with her daddy issues.
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This thread is a reminder of how boring my life actually is. Not complaining.
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Jim Harbaugh's first wife Maya was a stripper in Orlando.
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So I should name her Dutch oven??
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You got a link, I like to support canes fans
Empirical Cane
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An actual simian she incorporated into her act.
How she used said monkey in her act, I can't say.
Oh dear goodness have mercy.
Empirical Cane
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Empirical Cane
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True Story: People used to ask me all the time, "Empy, why do you watch Jerry Springer?"
Empy: "I'm ****ed up, but at least I'm not that person. Makes me feel so much better about myself."
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CJ Baxter last week and now another RB out for season
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But your menu definitely appears to have a lot more options on it than mine does. I'm lucky if my wife's "cooking" even has any seasoning if you know what I mean.