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You guys wonder why they are on our board?
You cant make this shiat up....
Urban Dictionary: tennessee
What do Tennessee Volunteers do on Halloween?
Pump kin!
Did you hear that the governor's mansion in Tennessee burned down?
Almost took out the whole trailer park.
Why are there so many unsolved murders in Tennessee?
There are no dental records and everyone has the same DNA
Why do ducks fly over Tennessee upside down?
There's nothing worth craping on!
How do you know the toothbrush was invented in Tennessee?
If it was invented anywhere else, it would have been called a teethbrush.
Why couldn't the baby Jesus be born in Tennessee?
Because they couldn't find 3 wise men or a virgin.
What's the most popular pick up line in Tennessee?
Nice tooth!
Why are their no rapes in Tennessee?
Its a volunteer state
What does a Volunteers grad say to a Miami grad in 5 years?
Would you happen to have any spare change sir?
Why do all the trees in Alabama lean north?
Tennessee Sucks
What does a girl from Chattanooga do if she's not in bed by 10pm?
Go Home.
Why did Tennessee disband its water polo team?
All the horses drowned.
What does it say on the back of every Tennessee diploma?
Will Work For Food.
Why did the Volunteers change their uniforms to Orange?
So they can play the game, direct traffic, and pick up trash without changing.
What do Volunteers grads use for Birth Control?
Their personalities.
How do you break a Tennessee grads finger?
Punch him in the nose.
How do you get a Tennessee fan to laugh all weekend long?
Tell him a joke Monday morning.
Why did Tennessee change their field from grass to artificial turf?
To keep the Volunteers cheerleaders from grazing the field at halftime.
Whats the difference between Tennessee and yogurt?
Yogurt has an active living culture.
Why do the Tennessee Volunteers eat cereal straight from the box?
They choke whenever they get near a bowl.
What's the difference between Neyland Stadium and a cactus?
The cactus has its pricks on the outside.
What will you never hear a Tennessee grad say?
"I have reviewed your application......"
Why did Tennessee raise the minimum drinking age to 25?
They wanted to keep alcohol out of the high schools!
How can you tell if someone in Tennessee is married?
The tobacco spit stains are on both sides of his pickup truck.
What is 20 feet long and has 5 teeth?
The funnel cake line at the Tennessee state fair.
How do you stop an Volunteers fan from beating his wife?
Dress her in Blue and Orange!
What did the Tennessee female say after ***?
Get off me Dad, you're crushing my smokes!
What is th difference between a bucket of shiat and a Volunteers fan?
The bucket.
Why do they not serve ice in drinks at Tigers games anymore?
The student who knew the recipe graduated
You cant make this shiat up....
Urban Dictionary: tennessee
What do Tennessee Volunteers do on Halloween?
Pump kin!
Did you hear that the governor's mansion in Tennessee burned down?
Almost took out the whole trailer park.
Why are there so many unsolved murders in Tennessee?
There are no dental records and everyone has the same DNA
Why do ducks fly over Tennessee upside down?
There's nothing worth craping on!
How do you know the toothbrush was invented in Tennessee?
If it was invented anywhere else, it would have been called a teethbrush.
Why couldn't the baby Jesus be born in Tennessee?
Because they couldn't find 3 wise men or a virgin.
What's the most popular pick up line in Tennessee?
Nice tooth!
Why are their no rapes in Tennessee?
Its a volunteer state
What does a Volunteers grad say to a Miami grad in 5 years?
Would you happen to have any spare change sir?
Why do all the trees in Alabama lean north?
Tennessee Sucks
What does a girl from Chattanooga do if she's not in bed by 10pm?
Go Home.
Why did Tennessee disband its water polo team?
All the horses drowned.
What does it say on the back of every Tennessee diploma?
Will Work For Food.
Why did the Volunteers change their uniforms to Orange?
So they can play the game, direct traffic, and pick up trash without changing.
What do Volunteers grads use for Birth Control?
Their personalities.
How do you break a Tennessee grads finger?
Punch him in the nose.
How do you get a Tennessee fan to laugh all weekend long?
Tell him a joke Monday morning.
Why did Tennessee change their field from grass to artificial turf?
To keep the Volunteers cheerleaders from grazing the field at halftime.
Whats the difference between Tennessee and yogurt?
Yogurt has an active living culture.
Why do the Tennessee Volunteers eat cereal straight from the box?
They choke whenever they get near a bowl.
What's the difference between Neyland Stadium and a cactus?
The cactus has its pricks on the outside.
What will you never hear a Tennessee grad say?
"I have reviewed your application......"
Why did Tennessee raise the minimum drinking age to 25?
They wanted to keep alcohol out of the high schools!
How can you tell if someone in Tennessee is married?
The tobacco spit stains are on both sides of his pickup truck.
What is 20 feet long and has 5 teeth?
The funnel cake line at the Tennessee state fair.
How do you stop an Volunteers fan from beating his wife?
Dress her in Blue and Orange!
What did the Tennessee female say after ***?
Get off me Dad, you're crushing my smokes!
What is th difference between a bucket of shiat and a Volunteers fan?
The bucket.
Why do they not serve ice in drinks at Tigers games anymore?
The student who knew the recipe graduated
