Tennessee Makes Offer to Don Shula

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Tennessee athletic director John Currie said; “Some may criticize our decision to offer our head coaching job to Don Shula, but we think that’s a knee jerk reaction. It is not very often when you can convince a Super Bowl winning coach boasting 343 wins to take the reins of a college football program. We believe that parents and recruits will be shocked when Coach Shula is wheeled into their living rooms.

The 87 year old Shula indicated that he is considering the offer and hopes to have an answer in the coming days. Several times during the press conference Coach Shula referred to the Volunteers as the Titans, which led some to wonder if Shula thought the Tennessee Titans of the National Football League had made the offer.

Adding to the embarrassment of the Volunteers administrations ham-handed handling of the coaching search is the Coach Paul “Bear” Bryant episode. Apparently, Tennessee did a recent confidential, internal deep dive evaluation of Coach Bryant. A special meeting was called to introduce their findings to Tennessee’s Board of Directors who were stunned to be put in a position to tell the athletic department that Bryant has been dead for 34 years. In response to that news John Currie exclaimed; “That has to be the reason that Bryant hasn’t been returning our calls.”

This story will be updated when more information is made available.
 
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Not so farfetched. I've often advocated bringing Sonny Hirsch back to do radio broadcasts.
 
So now mike leach is their guy?? When bob corker is one of the most enlightened men in your state you know you have some issues. They don’t even deserve mike leach
 
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Can't wait for the video of Hitler turning down the Vols.

"Everyone that likes the song Rocky Top, please leave the room.."

"Everyone that has Rocky Top set as their ringtone, please leave the room..."

"Everyone that has already turned this job down, please leave the room..."


Yeah, someone get on this idea immediately.
 
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Can't wait for the video of Hitler turning down the Vols.

"Everyone that likes the song Rocky Top, please leave the room.."

"Everyone that has Rocky Top set as their ringtone, please leave the room..."


"Everyone that has already turned this job down, please leave the room..."


Yeah, someone get on this idea immediately.

"Hold out for the Miami job, they said. Mark Richt will fail and the job is mine, they said. Now the best job offer I can get is Tennessee? 100,000 toothless, delusional fans, expecting me to beat Alabama with a roster of rejects and guys with giant belly buttons?"

"Fuhrer, FSU is on line one."
 
Tennessee athletic director John Currie said; “Some may criticize our decision to offer our head coaching job to Don Shula, but we think that’s a knee jerk reaction. It is not very often when you can convince a Super Bowl winning coach boasting 343 wins to take the reins of a college football program. We believe that parents and recruits will be shocked when Coach Shula is wheeled into their living rooms.

The 87 year old Shula indicated that he is considering the offer and hopes to have an answer in the coming days. Several times during the press conference Coach Shula referred to the Volunteers as the Titans, which led some to wonder if Shula thought the Tennessee Titans of the National Football League had made the offer.

Adding to the embarrassment of the Volunteers administrations ham-handed handling of the coaching search is the Coach Paul “Bear” Bryant episode. Apparently, Tennessee did a recent confidential, internal deep dive evaluation of Coach Bryant. A special meeting was called to introduce their findings to Tennessee’s Board of Directors who were stunned to be put in a position to tell the athletic department that Bryant has been dead for 34 years. In response to that news John Currie exclaimed; “That has to be the reason that Bryant hasn’t been returning our calls.”

This story will be updated when more information is made available.
You sir are the number 1 attention ***** on this forum. I pity you. Also several replies "bought" your idiotic message. I guess that demonstrates the intelligence of many of the posters on this esteemed forum.
 
Tennessee athletic director John Currie said; “Some may criticize our decision to offer our head coaching job to Don Shula, but we think that’s a knee jerk reaction. It is not very often when you can convince a Super Bowl winning coach boasting 343 wins to take the reins of a college football program. We believe that parents and recruits will be shocked when Coach Shula is wheeled into their living rooms.

The 87 year old Shula indicated that he is considering the offer and hopes to have an answer in the coming days. Several times during the press conference Coach Shula referred to the Volunteers as the Titans, which led some to wonder if Shula thought the Tennessee Titans of the National Football League had made the offer.

Adding to the embarrassment of the Volunteers administrations ham-handed handling of the coaching search is the Coach Paul “Bear” Bryant episode. Apparently, Tennessee did a recent confidential, internal deep dive evaluation of Coach Bryant. A special meeting was called to introduce their findings to Tennessee’s Board of Directors who were stunned to be put in a position to tell the athletic department that Bryant has been dead for 34 years. In response to that news John Currie exclaimed; “That has to be the reason that Bryant hasn’t been returning our calls.”

This story will be updated when more information is made available.

Heard the contract is now in the hands of the Knoxville Medical Examiner's office......just sayin'!
 
Fulmer is now AD. He stated he will leave no stone unturned and has reached out to former Oklahoma coach Barry Switzer
 
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He looks ready

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