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I couldn’t possibly disagree more with this approach, and am 700% certain you pocketed money from the masses of uneducated retards on this site, but I gotta give u credit for the self-deprecating “lispy **** like our coach”. That was funny as ****.
 
So my plan so far is to saturate the immediate campus area the next few days, with a quick detour to Doral to have it sit in the Miami Heralds parking lot for a good bit of Barry Jackson needs the push. I’ve already seen him get pinged on twitter though in some of the threads.
 
OrangeBowlMagic said:
I couldn’t possibly disagree more with this approach, and am 700% certain you pocketed money from the masses of uneducated retards on this site, but I gotta give u credit for the self-deprecating “lispy **** like our coach”. That was funny as ****.
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You would be wrong, and that sucks cuz I wish I did after the **** I went through for this righteous campaign. But thanks for the props.
 
Although, parking it in front of the basketball stadium makes less sense since the basketball team does have an ACC title. Still, it does get attention.
 
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OrangeBowlMagic said:
I couldn’t possibly disagree more with this approach, and am 700% certain you pocketed money from the masses of uneducated retards on this site, but I gotta give u credit for the self-deprecating “lispy **** like our coach”. That was funny as ****.
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Did you contribute to this fund?
 
TheOriginalCane said:
Look, I know you got the wrong idea earlier when I asked you to correct the grammar, as I have been supportive of you and your efforts.

You have a brilliant opportunity here, particularly if the driver has (or can fake) limited command of English. Simply have him pull up in front of the Hecht and make an exaggerated effort to parallel park. If handled correctly (and he never gets out of the vehicle), he could be in front of the building for hours, and the cops would have limited recourse.

Isn't the boat show this weekend? Maybe figure out a way for him to "break down" along the Rickenbacker Causeway or near one of the other marina areas. You're a smart guy, you can figure out some other "strategic" situations to maximize eyeballs.
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This guy gets it
 
WhatTheHell said:
Have the driver get into a high speed chase with the cops so the entire country sees it.
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Can we hire Antonio Brown to drive the truck? He's definitely a candidate for a high speed chase and I hear he is looking for some extra cash...
 
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In my opinion the word 'have' isn't ill-suited for the message being delivered.

Great work, OP. Don't let the homer cucks who prioritize tailgating over winning give you any grief.
 
MichiCANE said:
Can we hire Antonio Brown to drive the truck? He's definitely a candidate for a high speed chase and I hear he is looking for some extra cash...
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If we can crowdfund the money for this, we should actually be crowdsourcing the IDEAS.

Brilliant suggestions here.
 
rokulika said:
In my opinion the word 'have' isn't ill-suited for the message being delivered.

Great work, OP. Don't let the homer cucks who prioritize tailgating over winning give you any grief.
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This is where Separatist went wrong, taking this kind of dopey advice.

Grammar is grammar, it is easily checked and corrected. It was, literally, the easiest part of the job.
 
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