Taunting the Hecht

[305_separatist]

Plan on doing this many many times over the next week. Will keep you all posted. If you have any other location suggestions, drop 'em! We got over two weeks of fun ahead of us.

 

[TheOriginalCane]

Look, I know you got the wrong idea earlier when I asked you to correct the grammar, as I have been supportive of you and your efforts.

You have a brilliant opportunity here, particularly if the driver has (or can fake) limited command of English. Simply have him pull up in front of the Hecht and make an exaggerated effort to parallel park. If handled correctly (and he never gets out of the vehicle), he could be in front of the building for hours, and the cops would have limited recourse.

Isn't the boat show this weekend? Maybe figure out a way for him to "break down" along the Rickenbacker Causeway or near one of the other marina areas. You're a smart guy, you can figure out some other "strategic" situations to maximize eyeballs.

 

[305_separatist]

Look, I know you got the wrong idea earlier when I asked you to correct the grammar, as I have been supportive of you and your efforts.

You have a brilliant opportunity here, particularly if the driver has (or can fake) limited command of English. Simply have him pull up in front of the Hecht and make an exaggerated effort to parallel park. If handled correctly (and he never gets out of the vehicle), he could be in front of the building for hours, and the cops would have limited recourse.

Isn't the boat show this weekend? Maybe figure out a way for him to "break down" along the Rickenbacker Causeway or near one of the other marina areas. You're a smart guy, you can figure out some other "strategic" situations to maximize eyeballs.

I appreciate all efforts to help. Unfortunately grammar is not my strong suit (I'm a **** lispy **** like our coach) and the countless amount of input I've gotten has been overwhelming at times, along with the effort to coordinate all this in my free time while working a demanding full time job. A dumb little grammar mistake made it through as a result, but I hardly think it's a big deal and there's nothing that can be done about it now, so I'm not gonna worry about it. The point is clear.

You got some good ideas there. Will pass on the parallel park tip to see what we can do, and schedule something for the boat race. The company loves the campaign and have been really helping me out with the above pictures so I'm optimistic.

 

[Klamalama]

Plan on doing this many many times over the next week. Will keep you all posted. If you have any other location suggestions, drop 'em! We got over two weeks of fun ahead of us.

Bringing right to Blake's Boudoir is better than a stationary billboard or flying banner.

 

[jackbenimble71]

geez....new thread #4 with a billboard pic

 

[Poptimus]

What about loud intermittent random honking wherever it goes?

 

[WhatTheHell]

Have the driver get into a high speed chase with the cops so the entire country sees it.

 

[Dwinstitles]

geez....new thread #4 with a billboard pic

Need alot more

 

[Dwinstitles]

Have the driver get into a high speed chase with the cops so the entire country sees it.

Lmao


Before that pick up OJ then get on the chase

 

[305_separatist]

Have the driver get into a high speed chase with the cops so the entire country sees it.

Now we’re thinking outside the box

 

[canesplaymaker]

Send pics to all the media. Local and ESPN.

 

[canesupremacy]

Park it in front of Antonio Brown’s house. That will get coverage

 

[Poptimus]

Park it in front of Antonio Brown’s house. That will get coverage

Better yet, park it about half a block away and lie in wait. When you see AB leave his house, you floor that motherfvcker and hit him with the truck.

 

[Turnoverchaincane]

2 guys and a truck ads are spamming the site now.
I'm expecting to start seeing Uhaul and Hertz and Goodwill ads any minute now. You spent 8k wink wink on a $500 moving truck carrying a grammar plaqued message. Well played.
I'll give credit where credit is due. You've got this bait and switch thing down pat. Well done pulling off this scam. Can you provide the Receipts for 8k?
I'll hang up and listen.

Go Canes!!!!!

 

[Baba Yaga]

This is what losing to FIU gets you.

I know we're winning the offseason, but how'd that translate to wins and losses last year?

I commend Manny for firing Enos, Barry and Stubbs and bringing in Lashlee, Justice, the dude from ASU and adding Two-Zero E-Reed Boi as CoS, as well as landing King and Roche. I'll gladly kiss his *** if we win 11 and beat a good P5 team in a bowl next year, against another historically weak schedule.

Show me. You went 6-7 with losses to FIU, Duke, a historically bad GT team and LaTech.

Just. *******. Win.

 

[Unsider]

What about loud intermittent random honking wherever it goes?

Or blaring on the speakers,
“La cucaracha, la cucaracha,
Ya no puede caminar.
Porque no tiene, porque le falta,
Dinero para gastar.”

 

[NicKane]

2 guys and a truck ads are spamming the site now.
I'm expecting to start seeing Uhaul and Hertz and Goodwill ads any minute now. You spent 8k wink wink on a $500 moving truck carrying a grammar plaqued message. Well played.
I'll give credit where credit is due. You've got this bait and switch thing down pat. Well done pulling off this scam. Can you provide the Receipts for 8k?
I'll hang up and listen.

Go Canes!!!!!

Glad to hear that you saw it from your Hecht center cubicle sport! Get ready because you’ll be seeing it everyday mole. You failed sport, Now reap it!!! Lmao

 

[BoxingRobes]

Have the driver get into a high speed chase with the cops so the entire country sees it.

I knew you'd pull through.

THIS.

 

[JD08]

Maybe have it swing by the Herald, have the driver stop and tell the receptionist there's a delivery for Barry Jackson and he has to sign for it personally.

 

[Mel Bernstein]

Plan on doing this many many times over the next week. Will keep you all posted. If you have any other location suggestions, drop 'em! We got over two weeks of fun ahead of us.

Amazing.