Susan Miller Degnan, reporting live from Pennsylvania...

[TheOriginalCane]

 

[roswellcanes]

 

[GrozDozer]

Shout out Mike Rainey. Shout out Dad Meat.

 

[miamicanephins]

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Is there any truth to the rumor she asked about a get away bicycle?

 

[TheOriginalCane]

Is there any truth to the rumor she asked about a get away bicycle?

Yes.

Unfortunately for him, Danelo Cavalcante jumped on a stationary bike.

And Susan reported on that...

 

[We'retheBoss]

She would go up a notch in my book (to notch 1) if she had the comedy chops to get weird with it, instead of putting the SMD in SMDH

 

[Empirical Cane]

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I thought that video was parody, or parity in CIS speak, then realized, no, it was an actual question in the presser.

God bless America.

 

[KANE]

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[BostonCanes47]

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Mr. Cavalcante could you tell us how it felt to be caught by police?

 

[MedleyCane]

Mr. Cavalcante could you tell us how it felt to be caught by police?

"Well, the walk from jail to Kennett Square gardens is notoriously long so there's that....plus the cops were flying all over the field.....until they caught me....that's what they do".

 

[Tad Footeball]

Wrong answer, Sheriff!

The correct response is:

"I would never answer a question like that. I think it's disrespectful to law enforcement and fugitive apprehension writ large. Btw, we're looking forward to a great opportunity on Thursday night when our department softball team takes on the boys over in Lackawanna County. Next question."

 

[SFbayCane]

World class thread title.

 

[stormsurge]

She's a regular Eddie R. Murrow