Summer Workouts

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Love the fact they are working in sand. My nephew was a RB in Broward when James Jones played in the 80's. My nephew was good at following blocks but needed to increase his speed. A trainer had him go to the beach and run sprints, he was the leading ground gainer in Broward the same year James Jones was at Ely. Unfortunately he was small and ended up at a small college.

 

[OriginalCanesCanesCanes]

Too funny, but seriously, laws of nature bruh! Create enough force on an object, and it’s bound to move. It’s the most common position for easy bowel movement in the third world. They don’t have the gold plated, plush-cushioned constipation/hemorrhoid causing commodes we have. These actually are healthy for your lower abdominal muscles.
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You could wash this E. coli playhouse with a dump truck full of bleach and I’d still take my shlt in the woods. That’s a nasty looking place.

 

[1983cane]

If you had food poisoning, you’re lucky you didn’t shlt yourself during the squats... I had some bad fish once, and it was coming out both ends for about 12 hours at least

Yes 100 percent true. When I was on the end of second set, and getting worked .

I did think and feel " I have a big *** squealer fart that I need to let loose......but I am not so sure it's just a fart". True *** ish.

I grew up with hard core mentally. Plus abuse. You complete the workout, or be a cupcake.

I did the last set. Bout **** meself. Walked home ,(around the corner). Girlfriend saw the mess happening....

*******, Bucket. Loooooong *** day. Rough *** waters man.

Tough it out. Be a Cane.

 

[UMFarArcher]

Too funny, but seriously, laws of nature bruh! Create enough force on an object, and it’s bound to move. It’s the most common position for easy bowel movement in the third world. They don’t have the gold plated, plush-cushioned constipation/hemorrhoid causing commodes we have. These actually are healthy for your lower abdominal muscles.
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Well, you better be stone sober to try and use one of those stand up jobs.

PLUS, there's no support bar - no telling how many guys have dropped turds in the back of their dropped trousers - or at least skidded one off the exterior of the back side.


Edit: Farts. You just can't trust 'em.

 

[Hurracanes]

If you had food poisoning, you’re lucky you didn’t shlt yourself during the squats... I had some bad fish once, and it was coming out both ends for about 12 hours at least

12 hours? Oof! That’s rough. I wouldn’t wish that on anyone. Two years ago, I had food poisoning and there were 4-5 hours of that experience I wanted to die.

 

[JD08]

@OriginalCanesCanesCanes I got so Sick from Seafood back in the 80s...(Shellfish) that I thought I was gonna Die...Lol...I loathe Oysters...but Love Mussels...and Clams...but F around and eat a Bad Oyster/s...and you'll wish you were Dead....

If you'll remember, that's about when state started requiring the raw shellfish warnings. Problem was the farmed shellfish weren't getting flushed properly with sea water. They started moving the farms further out in the gulf for a little while before harvest and it mostly cleared up.

But I still never eat oysters in a month without an "r".

 

[TruCane81]

Not sure, but that's a bad dude on the hardwood!

Orlando let him go like some jackasses.

Showed him the door for Elfrid Payton and let Tobias Harris go for Mario Hezonja.

I swear those guys can be the worst at roster management. They better find a way to keep Vuc.

I wish we had the same guys that signed Grant Hill and T Mac. Might have been able to make a run at Kawhi.

 

[SWFLHurricane]

If you'll remember, that's about when state started requiring the raw shellfish warnings. Problem was the farmed shellfish weren't getting flushed properly with sea water. They started moving the farms further out in the gulf for a little while before harvest and it mostly cleared up.

But I still never eat oysters in a month without an "r".

Maannn...Trust me...I remember...especially Appalachicola Oysters...Too much fresh water as you said...not enough salt water...
The ONLY way I'll eat an Oyster (and even then I'm skeptical) is Grilled Oysters at Drago's in Louisiana...

 

[plantcity3]

Orlando let him go like some jackasses.

Showed him the door for Elfrid Payton and let Tobias Harris go for Mario Hezonja.

I swear those guys can be the worst at roster management. They better find a way to keep Vuc.

I wish we had the same guys that signed Grant Hill and T Mac. Might have been able to make a run at Kawhi.

I believe Fournier over Oladipo.

 

[TruCane81]

I believe Fournier over Oladipo.

Should have let him develop at point like Indiana. Payton is a career back up.

I like Fournier but he has a tendency to disappear when we really need scoring.

 

[SWFLHurricane]

Orlando let him go like some jackasses.

Showed him the door for Elfrid Payton and let Tobias Harris go for Mario Hezonja.

I swear those guys can be the worst at roster management. They better find a way to keep Vuc.

I wish we had the same guys that signed Grant Hill and T Mac. Might have been able to make a run at Kawhi.

I used to talk to Oladipo all the time. He lived in the same Building as my GF in Downtown Orlando. JJ Redick also lived in the same Building.

 

[Hoyacane1620]

 

[caneofny]

Maannn...Trust me...I remember...especially Appalachicola Oysters...Too much fresh water as you said...not enough salt water...
The ONLY way I'll eat an Oyster (and even then I'm skeptical) is Grilled Oysters at Drago's in Louisiana...

Cugino mio...no disrespect, but I don’t trust your warm water seafood!

 

[Unsider]

You could wash this E. coli playhouse with a dump truck full of bleach and I’d still take my shlt in the woods. That’s a nasty looking place.

I seen worse on my travels, but taking one in the woods sure make you feel at one with nature. Nature called anyways at that point

 

[OriginalCanesCanesCanes]

I seen worse on my travels, but taking one in the woods sure make you feel at one with nature. Nature called anyways at that point

Where have you seen worse?

That was pretty gross looking.

I mean, I’ve used nasty *** porta potties out of necessity, the stench alone would gag a maggot, but that gross place is gram negative bacilli heaven. Just that fūcking grout has trillions of pathogens.

 

[caneofny]

Where have you seen worse?

That was pretty gross looking.

I mean, I’ve used nasty *** porta potties out of necessity, the stench alone would gag a maggot, but that gross place is gram negative bacilli heaven. Just that fūcking grout has trillions of pathogens.

Last October FSU vs Miami...we drove down from Fort Pierce...had to **** so I ran to porta John. **** was all over the seat! I’m dry heaving as I’m ****ing...it was awful. Maybe set up wasn’t as bad...but the stage was terrible.

 

[sml]

God bless you being from Aiken lol

A blip on the map. Lol

 

[Unsider]

Where have you seen worse?

That was pretty gross looking.

I mean, I’ve used nasty *** porta potties out of necessity, the stench alone would gag a maggot, but that gross place is gram negative bacilli heaven. Just that fūcking grout has trillions of pathogens.

Just a few examples below. I saw similar ones when I traveled to East Africa, India, the Himalayas. Even England and France (rare, but yes!). There were times I had wash off stuff like when one steps in dog doodoo! Builds character is all I can say.

 

[The Franchise]

Hmm, actually the best throw ups...

Once did an early morning workout squats. 3x20 at 200lbs. At 200 lbs. Full reps *** to heal.

Did not realize yet, I also got food poisoning from old beef the night before.. broke college years.

Ended up on the shatter with a bucket between my legs pucking my effin guts out.

It was a rough day after.


And I have thrown up from them **** squats alone. Hitting about 400lbs. I am nearly
6 foot 3 and lean. No juice and white

This started reading like a backpages personals ad toward the end.

 

[1983cane]

This started reading like a backpages personals ad toward the end.

Aah Franchise, you still doing back handed slaps at me? Still?

I noticed you have mellowed out over the last year and change.

Go read my first post in your ******* diss to me.

Then finally respond.

Otherwise, keep swinging of my bawlz.