Pope has moved up to curling TWO pound cans of Campbell's soup.
Wiggins might be able to get there, but every time someone puts one into his hands, he just drops it.
Carter could probably lift 500 pounds of bricks, if he didn't just run into them full speed and obliterate them to the point that no one could use them.
Chaney can routinely carry at least three of our linebackers for ten yards.
Hedley can pull ten yards out of the earth at will. While you were watching that he stole your girl, moved into your house and took over your lawn care business.
Early signs point to King being able to put the weight of the entire team on his back. Maybe he can even do it with a bad knee.