Story Time

[TheOriginalCane]

Phillip Michael Thomas is just four nominations (and wins) away from finally getting his precious EGOT.

 

[pacusmc]

Phillip Michael Thomas is just four nominations (and wins) away from finally getting his precious EGOT.

Someone needs to make a movie about him. I’m serious. The dude is hilarious.

 

[Silver King]

 

[daherms]

that last sentence made me cackle, hope you are right OP

 

[Tad Footeball]

She fell on terrible times, man. This was my crush back in the day; her & Tracy Bingham (who I will still take down today)...but life after Baywatch wasn’t kind to a lot of them. Smh.

Bingham definitely could've gotten it. Brande Roderick was a little late to the Baywatch game but she could've gotten it too.

 

[joseermonfils]

 

[MedleyCane]

Give a Cane internet access and he thinks he is Paul Harvey.

 

[JD08]

Give a Cane internet access and he thinks he is Paul Harvey.

...then I banged her on the coffee table. Now you know the rest of the story.

 

[TheOriginalCane]

...then I banged her on the coffee table. Now you know the rest of the story.

"I'm a freshman at a small Northeastern college. l never thought those letters were true, until a few days ago...l had an experience that changed my mind. l just had to share it with you. l had resigned myself to another night of reading your magazine...when there was a knock on my dorm room door. And when I opened the door, I could hardly believe my eyes. There were two of the foxiest twins I had ever seen...with long brunette hair, legs that wouldn't quit...and firm ****. How does that sound?"

"Change "****" to "generous scoops of mouthwatering flesh". And have them defy gravity."

 

[canesdogo]

Hemmingway smiled......he loved animals and Key West....but he said you needed a dramatic ending.....good try though...

 

[Cajuncane]

I’m just curious as to how this great psychic didn’t know her dog was lost

 

[Go Canes!!]

I really love this thread just refusing to die.

 

[LoungeLord]

So I'm on my way to the beach for an open water swim when I see a small dog running freely with no one else around. I called the small teacup dog over and she came to me immediately.

Skipping the beautiful weather and fact that I just drove to the beach and slathered sunscreen all over I decides to take the dog to a vet to have it scanned for a microchip. Eureka, there was a registered owner.

I was given the owners information and she was overjoyed that I found her dog. She tells me she has no car but I should bring the dog to her or keep it at the vet until she can pick it up. I decide to bring her the dog.

When I arrive to the address given I can see it's a Psychic store front. I enter with the dog and the dog has been reunited with its owner. Success. The psychic then asks if she can do a reading or spiritual prayer for me as repayment. I was hesitant but I said sure, never having done this before.

She asks what I would like her to focus on and I said Miami vs Alabama. She was confused for a bit but then seemingly as if her body was possessed by Vince Lombardi starts spouting off football terms that I would have bet she didn't know.

She says Miami will jump out to a large lead. The announcer says " The defending champions are shell shocked right now". But then the lead starts dissipating, until Miami holds on to win with a defensive stop of 4th down. So there you have it, we will see if this reading holds up. Then agasin she also didn't know her dog was missing so who knows.

I read this 3 times and I still can’t figure out how big the owners t!ts were?

 

[section9]

Yup. We beat Bama in opener. Then Clemson runs train on us in the title game.