Steve “Let’s Get Drunk” Sarkisian takes shot at UM

[judge smails army]

We beat Florida, you didn’t. Go back in your hole. You just brought a knife to a gun show.

 

[stormsurge]

dat boy sure do take a lotta shots. he drinks every time he hears a vowel.

 

[nasty26]

Lmao guy has never been in a position to run up the score in his entire career.

But ****, he could’ve put up NUMBERS if he was coaching during prohibition.

 

[Dmorgan15]

We would destroy Texas. He just needs to stop.

 

[EudocimusAlbus]

To be dismissive of a game because the coach doesn't want to let his QB end a good season on an INT, and allows him to toss a ball in the end zone during the next possession, as if it made any difference to the total domination.....and then ask if anyone is watching these games, is utter RETARDED. Please everyone watch the game, watch a team be manhandled, all game long, as a matter of fact, let's watch a game where we played similar opponents, or, maybe, let's see how a team we lost to pitched a shut out and dominated a team you needed OT to beat.

Again, let's blame all these voters who don't watch **** and are **** bent on making sure their preseason rankings were meaningful and kept UT in the rankings somehow.

 

[Mnhurricane]

He has among the best resources on earth for a team that recruits itself in one of the best recruiting areas in the country and still ******* sucks as a coach

 

[SantanaMoss6]

imagine having three losses and getting dog walked by Florida and complaining you're not in the playoff...

 

[CaneFan79]

...

We would curb stomp Texas if we played them this year. Like we did in the '91 Cotton Bowl.

Get fooked, stay fooked

 

[caneingville]

This ************ got dog walked in all their losses

They got dogwalked in all their wins too.

 

[flips]

The announcing teams call on that play and celebration is so good.

 

[Palm Harbor Cane]

Crazy that dude talking trash after his team so woefully m underperformed this year.

They were the most disappointing team in the country by far.

Started the season ranked #1 I use to like Sark but now **** him!

 

[mirvin88]

SIAP

Buddy got taken to the spank bank by UF. Embarrassing quote.

 

[AtlAtty]

Ice Cube said it best about Sark when he wrote “a b*tch is a b*tch”.

 

[Antcane]

We beat the gaytors who beat fswho who beat Alabama who beat Georgia who beat Texas who has the best quality loss of them all to ohio state so we're #1 right ???

I mean, there's a school in East Orange County that claims a national championship because they beat the team that went on to beat the team that actually won the national championship. So by those transitive properties yes.

 

[RaisingCane26]

if we get shafted, would love to smack Texas around and watch Sark hitting the bottle by halftime

 

[CaneFanWNY]

-Struggle to move the ball against UTEP
-Lose to 4-8 Florida and soon to be fired Billy Bo Bob Napier
-Win by a field goal in overtime against 5-7 Kentucky; who orchestrated a 10 point 4Q comeback to tie it up on defense filled with NFL players
-The required 24 point comeback against 5-7 Mississippi state to win in overtime, again with a complete avalanche of nfl players in comparison of
-almost choke job against Vanderbilt, who’s record is padded by playing the weakest conference opponents and nobodies in their OOC
-giving up 37 to 2-10 Arkansas, yet again with a complete avalanche of nfl players in comparison


Go home Sark, you’re drunk (again)

 

[305407cane]

Must suck when 5 of your conferences teams make the playoff and you got the most expensive roster and don’t make it

 

[We’reBeckCane]

Why the **** is he focused on us?

 

[CreativeCane]

Why the **** is he focused on us?

It is peculiar. Between that, Mario’s good mood, and the betting lines moving on Bama and ND, it’s like they all know something. Are we now the favorite to get the final spot and Sark is trying to tear us down to get that spot?

Nope, not gonna do it to myself.

 

[Canesallday09]

I see why Texas is 9-3. Their head coach is soft as baby ****. He sucked at USC and sucks at Texas.

This guy needs 14 5 stars and 44 4 stars including 11 4 stars or better on the OL & 13 on the DL. They have 11 300+ DT. They should dominate in the trenches yet they’re 101st in rushing offense. 76th in Sacks allowed, tied with FSU and Alabama lol. All that talent and you couldn’t beat UF, needed OT to beat Kentucky and Mississippi St.

Oh and he’s supposedly an offensive genius yet they’re 77th in total offense and it took him 2 1/2 years to get Arch Manning to look decent.

STFU, get ready for the Cheezit bowl, Steve. When you loses I’m sure you’ll say bowl games are pointless and that they were let down cause they missed the playoffs.