State gets a consultant for corching search.


Responsible for Sumlin to Arizona, Gary Anderson to Utah State, and Charlie Weiss to Kansas...
Like ours brought us Clappy and Radio.... LOL. We should make them pay the buyouts!
 
My FSU source at work informed me that the coaching search has yielded truly remarkable and out of the box results. Florida State intends to use an advanced algorithmic coaching program that they have dubbed Warhorse. This AI will simultaneously handle head coaching and both coordinator positions, and is modeled on the attributes of Urban Meyer, Bobby Bowden, and Nick Saban. Warhorse will interact with players and staff via a wheeled cybernetic figure. This move also saves FSU millions in salary, with the only cost being development and maintenance:

This is confirmed. Players and FSU IT have been notified.
 
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