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We've played 3 games vs FBS schools. Here's how we rank in several offensive categories compared to the rest of the country when playing FBS schools this year.

Yards Per Game - 86th
Yards Per Play - 73rd
Rushing Yards - 97th
Yards Per Rush - 109th
Passing Yards - 45th
Yards Per Pass - 43rd
Points Per Game - 100th
3rd Down Conversion % - 128th
Redzone TD % - 93rd
Sacks Allowed - 102nd
Tackles For Loss Allowed - 126th
Penalties - 126th

Yet this clown Penos speaks in the third person and talks about revenge games against 1-11 MAC programs that had the foresight to realize he's trash.

Congrats to Dlckhead Dan he's really showing them.

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WhatTheHell said:
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We've played 3 games vs FBS schools. Here's how we rank in several offensive categories compared to the rest of the country when playing FBS schools this year.

Yards Per Game - 86th
Yards Per Play - 73rd
Rushing Yards - 97th
Yards Per Rush - 109th
Passing Yards - 45th
Yards Per Pass - 43rd
Points Per Game - 100th
3rd Down Conversion % - 128th
Redzone TD % - 93rd
Sacks Allowed - 102nd
Tackles For Loss Allowed - 126th
Penalties - 126th

Yet this clown Penos speaks in the third person and talks about revenge games against 1-11 MAC programs that had the foresight to realize trash.

Congrats to Dlckhead Dan he's really showing them.

/contact @We the Boss for similar wiener-based graphics
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So your saying we can do worse? Let's go for it!
 
WhatTheHell said:
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We've played 3 games vs FBS schools. Here's how we rank in several offensive categories compared to the rest of the country when playing FBS schools this year.

Yards Per Game - 86th
Yards Per Play - 73rd
Rushing Yards - 97th
Yards Per Rush - 109th
Passing Yards - 45th
Yards Per Pass - 43rd
Points Per Game - 100th
3rd Down Conversion % - 128th
Redzone TD % - 93rd
Sacks Allowed - 102nd
Tackles For Loss Allowed - 126th
Penalties - 126th

Yet this clown Penos speaks in the third person and talks about revenge games against 1-11 MAC programs that had the foresight to realize he's trash.

Congrats to Dlckhead Dan he's really showing them.

/contact @We the Boss for similar wiener-based graphics
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Men lie, women lie, and numbers don’t!!!!!
 
I just think the oline is just too **** for his scheme. What can you do when zion whiffes completely? No playcalling can save that. I think its too late in the year to change the scheme
 
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WhatTheHell said:
3rd Down Conversion % - 128th
Redzone TD % - 93rd
Penalties - 126th
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These are the worst ones for me. Nearly last in all of college football in 3rd down conversion and terribly in redzone TD's means we aren't getting it done when it counts. That poorly in penalties means we are undisciplined which also falls on coaching. These numbers are awful.
 
Wake forest is ranked 11th in totall offense. Miami is 65th in total offense.

We both played unc. Guess which team won?

Wake forest would push our **** in. Is that talent or coaching? If wake had our talent they would be dangerous. Wakes coaching staff is lightyears ahead of ours.
 
I think he's actually a good QB coach, but his play calling has been.... let us say..... less than stellar. He actually accentuates our weaknesses and dares DC to bring pressure and get the QB. It's almost like he hates Jarren and wants him in the hospital.
 
JefeGringo said:
I think he's actually a good QB coach, but his play calling has been.... let us say..... less than stellar. He actually accentuates our weaknesses and dares DC to bring pressure and get the QB. It's almost like he hates Jarren and wants him in the hospital.
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A coach’s ego can be a *****!!!!
 
WhatTheHell said:
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We've played 3 games vs FBS schools. Here's how we rank in several offensive categories compared to the rest of the country when playing FBS schools this year.

Yards Per Game - 86th
Yards Per Play - 73rd
Rushing Yards - 97th
Yards Per Rush - 109th
Passing Yards - 45th
Yards Per Pass - 43rd
Points Per Game - 100th
3rd Down Conversion % - 128th
Redzone TD % - 93rd
Sacks Allowed - 102nd
Tackles For Loss Allowed - 126th
Penalties - 126th

Yet this clown Penos speaks in the third person and talks about revenge games against 1-11 MAC programs that had the foresight to realize he's trash.

Congrats to Dlckhead Dan he's really showing them.

/contact @We the Boss for similar wiener-based graphics
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And these numbers are against pretty ****** teams.
 
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