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So how do we get Al and his BFF to go away?

PuertoRiCane

PuertoRiCane

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We know that administration will never can him.

So how do we make him leave voluntarily? There's gotta be a way to make life so uncomfortable that he quits and goes away, right?

I'm not advocating doing anything illegal.

Just trying to think outside the box, here. What can we do to make Al leave our program alone?
 
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Close all doughnut shops in South Fla. Al and Mark will step down immediately
 
Lol I don't think there is anything we can do to get this guy to just walk away from millions. He will wait to be fired so that he can take his buyout and head back to temple.
 
Unless you can get him embroiled in a monumental scandal, i.e. he accompanied the @$$hole who shot Cecil the Lion, it is pretty hopeless. The S. Fla media is so numb to corruption and dirty deals at this point, it really doesn't register unless it is something they or their masters personally care about and that fits "the narrative" they are pushing. Heck, hardly anybody asked questions about Golden and Golden's staff relationship with Sandusky when that story exploded, so Golden and Dorito skated away easily from any hard questions.

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ESPN has monopolized large portions of sports reporting and determines the agenda. Even if a reporter doesn't work for them, they may dream of getting picked up by "The mothership" and be on the road to fame and $$; they won't cross the line. Unless Golden ****ed off everybody at Bristol when he was up there, it doesn't look good.
 
Have the rape enabler currently at the rape enabling school up north get fired or seek a job elsewhere so the sandusky worshipers down south can flock back home
 
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Can't be 6-8 wins. Over that he leaves for better job, or any other job for the matter. Less and Fake James has to can him. He won't last another offseason probe.
 
PuertoRiCane said:
We know that administration will never can him.

So how do we make him leave voluntarily? There's gotta be a way to make life so uncomfortable that he quits and goes away, right?

I'm not advocating doing anything illegal.

Just trying to think outside the box, here. What can we do to make Al leave our program alone?
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Well, there went my seven best ideas.
 
supacane said:
Can't be 6-8 wins. Over that he leaves for better job, or any other job for the matter. Less and Fake James has to can him. He won't last another offseason probe.
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Disagree with your first sentence...it's easy to assume that just because a bunch of ******* idiots make up our administration that many other schools suffer from the same affliction.

I assure you...what we've had running this program and making decisions for the last decade are made up of world class morons. Golden winning more than 8 games isn't going to net him a "better job"....most other human beings making decisions at other programs with some semblance of intelligence are going to look at our schedule this year and know what's up. He won't get a better offer.

So to correct your sentence, "better than 6 to 8 wins" gets him a lifetime deal at the University of Miami and a statue somewhere near the on campus food court. Take it to the bank.

ROOT FOR LOSSES. PERIOD.
 
Jedi Master Cane said:
supacane said:
Can't be 6-8 wins. Over that he leaves for better job, or any other job for the matter. Less and Fake James has to can him. He won't last another offseason probe.
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Disagree with your first sentence...it's easy to assume that just because a bunch of ****ing idiots make up our administration that many other schools suffer from the same affliction.

I assure you...what we've had running this program and making decisions for the last decade are made up of world class morons. Golden winning more than 8 games isn't going to net him a "better job"....most other human beings making decisions at other programs with some semblance of intelligence are going to look at our schedule this year and know what's up. He won't get a better offer.

So to correct your sentence, "better than 6 to 8 wins" gets him a lifetime deal at the University of Miami and a statue somewhere near the on campus food court. Take it to the bank.

ROOT FOR LOSSES. PERIOD.
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He will leave. He was trying to leave before. I'm sure a mid level school like BC could get him. He be like George Bush, *** y'all I'm out a here ✌
 
PuertoRiCane said:
We know that administration will never can him.

So how do we make him leave voluntarily? There's gotta be a way to make life so uncomfortable that he quits and goes away, right?

I'm not advocating doing anything illegal.

Just trying to think outside the box, here. What can we do to make Al leave our program alone?
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Maybe you guys should order him another pizza! That almost worked last time.
 
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I hope 20 people show up for each home game and 10 for all the away games. I hope the ticket sales and all the other monies that Flake James and company count on for their precious budget is turned upside down. It wouldn't matter on second thought because you know UM is gonna try and tell us that 65K showed up for each game...I swear they be counting empty orange seats as fans man.
 
I'm convinced if we don't show up for games, the admin will fold the program and conveniently be able to blame the fans.

Seems like dropping football is their endgame.
 
You should pass another collections hat and fly a banner. It's worked every time.

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