Dude, I sincerely apologize, for my core cane memories NOW mainly consist of (including but not limited to):
Ed Reed running it back v BC
59-0 UW payback,
Halftime v Nebraska and KNOWING it was all over and of course we won;
.....
Fiesta bowl tequila blurred confusion and table flipping rage at tiny bar in Durango, CO ( at which the staff and patrons were shockingly pleasant about)
Brock Berlin vs. UF comeback and the Herald message boards afterwards;
KW catching an impossible 4th and forever over the middle to keep us alive for a win;
Walking away from the TVs in Vegas at halftime vs LSU Peach Bowl in 05
Decade or two of some "gappy" interspersions since - timelines unclear:
4th & 19(s)???;
Slip n slide;
Sideline dancing whilst down a bunch;
Hafback pass in the sun bowl;
Butch floppin players - it was genius, I'll say it;
Maryland's screen game in Golden's debut;
Deeno's 3rd n goalline defensive formation;
Some other 4th n forever(s????);
Vague illness(es) at Rekt's season ending meltdown(s);
Jacory's dead ducks floating to dbs while Whipple scowled;
Kirby Freeman doing things;
Watching the 23 UNC game slip away whilst doing helicopter ding-dong twrirl over Times Square from posh Hilton windowed room for 10th wedding anniversary;
Wisconsin just running a lot in sad bowl games while on plural family vacations;
Some guy named, like PeenOSS or something, a bad person; several other bad people in fact;
Declaring for Team Piffledonger earlier this year before Cam came around...
It's a mess in here.
...I hope you can't relate. Again I apologize.
7-5; 8-4 - Amen.