Show Me My Opponent - VT Injury

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RS-SR Parker Osterloh - LT

Learn this face. This is the face of the victim. This poor SOB is going to have to step in for injured LT Nijman (In a walking boot and crutches yesterday per reports), and try to protect the blindside against Major 9, Djax, Joe Jax, and Trent the Toolman Harris. They need to attack, bully, abuse, and pressure this guy cause he can't take it. He's gonna be using that beard to wipe away the tears come Saturday night.

He's 6'8" so my guess is might not have great bend and athleticism to handle the speed rush of our savages.

TARGET #1 for this TFL party we're about to set off.
 
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Most of our stunts and delays are going to his side...I expect full fledged meetings in the back field with coffee and donuts
 
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Osterloh has never started a game. He came in during the Duke game when the starter went down.
 
Oh, and this Osterloh character has never started a collegiate game

I predict his pants to be a dark shade of brown by the end of the first quarter
 
Now take a moment and think. If VT wins this game, there is a reasonable chance that the ACC does not get a team into the football playoffs. That would cost the conference and its members 8-10 Million dollars. If Miami wins and plays ND as a top 10 team it will be prime-time and that adds 2-3M. The ACC needs for us to win out. Not that they would think about this............................
 
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This is going to look like a prison rape. We’ll be using that facquit hipster beard as handles.
 
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