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OriginalCanesCanesCanes said:
LOL... this thread is a bad game of buzzword bingo.

Good job copying and pasting.

Helpful hint: if you ever take over a division, and are looking to maximize return on investment, start with getting rid of the people who constantly rely on business word-salad jargon to justify their existence, rather than actual results.
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Analytics guy making a pitch:

We're a results-oriented, but data driven team.
We synergize quantitative and qualitative analysis to arrive at individualized solutions that minimize waste and maximize profitability.
Although we deal in data, we are client-focused and forward-thinking, resulting in a unique process that allows us to optimize returns.
The result is a fully customized business suite tailored to your firm's specific business needs.
And our a la carte products provide low-cost, no-frills solutions without unwanted bloat and expense.

Businessman's response:

But what the fvck do you do?

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CashMoneyCane said:
"Chief Vision Officer" sounds like a title a 21 year old South Carolina grad gives himself when he takes $50K of Daddy's money to start a "business."

The CEO's job is to lead with a vision for the company. This question is stupid.
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Have you ever actually been to South Carolina?
 
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ddann said:
Have you ever actually been to South Carolina?
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Were you born there and I hurt your feelings?

Yeah, I sure as **** have. Almost took a job there. But when my recruiter included "church" on the list of local activities, I knew I better go back to civilization.

Have you actually ever met the privileged, moron, white frat boy from SC, NC, Arkansas, Louisiana, Alabama, Mississippi, Georgia or North Florida who's Daddy is a laywer?

They're easy to spot from the uniform of cargo shorts, leather sandals, a pastel polo shirt and a ripped up ballcap, coupled with a general aura of douchebaggery.
 
CashMoneyCane said:
Were you born there and I hurt your feelings?

Yeah, I sure as **** have. Almost took a job there. But when my recruiter included "church" on the list of local activities, I knew I better go back to civilization.

Have you actually ever met the privileged, moron, white frat boy from SC, NC, Arkansas, Louisiana, Alabama, Mississippi, Georgia or North Florida who's Daddy is a laywer?

They're easy to spot from the uniform of cargo shorts, leather sandals, a pastel polo shirt and a ripped up ballcap, coupled with a general aura of douchebaggery.
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Have you seen civilization lately?
 
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Boarcane said:
Maybe a Jazzercise coach 🤔 This has become the softest country in the world. Just ******* win. Beat the man in front of you and do your ******* job.
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I'm sure there's a lot of guys on our roster who can overpower the guy in front of them. That won't help them from running pass the OL and allowing 700 rushings yards. Don't see how it's a problem when we're trying to get as much help as possible...meanwhile Nick Saban seemingly has 30 former head coaches on his staff.
 
Chief ****** Officer would work. Fund raisers could include “Taco” Tuesday’s, tongue only cherry pie eating contests, and of course a night time Snapper tournament.
 
CashMoneyCane said:
Were you born there and I hurt your feelings?

Yeah, I sure as **** have. Almost took a job there. But when my recruiter included "church" on the list of local activities, I knew I better go back to civilization.

Have you actually ever met the privileged, moron, white frat boy from SC, NC, Arkansas, Louisiana, Alabama, Mississippi, Georgia or North Florida who's Daddy is a laywer?

They're easy to spot from the uniform of cargo shorts, leather sandals, a pastel polo shirt and a ripped up ballcap, coupled with a general aura of douchebaggery.
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Funny because your type of attitude about "church" is exactly what's ruined civilization
 
NJshoreCane said:
@We'retheBoss nailed the type in his post above:

I think it's mission critical that we build consensus in order to shift paradigms and have a growth mindset. Something needs to be done to move the needle, let's maybe maybe circle back in a couple of days.
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LMAO

That's pretty **** good. May I suggest leading into that statement with, "From a vision perspective..."
 
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