The last guy to pi$$ standing up to hold any power within athletics at our fine institution.
For chrissakes, when Tony Hernandez drops dead waiting in line at Five Guys that'll make us the only program to have TWO guys die from complications of morbid obesity that also had "athletic director" somewhere in their job title. I guess not being able to see your junk actually beats not having any at all like Flake Jimmy. Dan Radakovich probably would have taken the job too. But guess what?! We got someone else cheap!