- Nov 4, 2011
A Shaolin Master can teach our guys how to keep opponents hands off them, how to use their balance against them, how to strike the hand to absolutely, positively, lose the ball, and he can get our guys in shape like no other football players - anywhere. A stiff-arm? One quick grasp, one quick poo with the other palm - and that elbow is broken. So fast a camera can't catch it.I’d take the Wu Tang Clan at this point.
Ever see a slow Shaolin Monk? Ever see a fat one? Ever see one get his ass kicked?