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UMFarArcher

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I’d take the Wu Tang Clan at this point.
A Shaolin Master can teach our guys how to keep opponents hands off them, how to use their balance against them, how to strike the hand to absolutely, positively, lose the ball, and he can get our guys in shape like no other football players - anywhere. A stiff-arm? One quick grasp, one quick poo with the other palm - and that elbow is broken. So fast a camera can't catch it.

Ever see a slow Shaolin Monk? Ever see a fat one? Ever see one get his ass kicked?
 

rok

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If anyone needs help on this front it's Miami.

Our corches are too green, and usually too stubborn to do it all themselves.
 

Saviorcane

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A Shaolin Master can teach our guys how to keep opponents hands off them, how to use their balance against them, how to strike the hand to absolutely, positively, lose the ball, and he can get our guys in shape like no other football players - anywhere. A stiff-arm? One quick grasp, one quick poo with the other palm - and that elbow is broken. So fast a camera can't catch it.

Ever see a slow Shaolin Monk? Ever see a fat one? Ever see one get his ass kicked?
So are you saying Donaldson can’t be a monk?
 

SFbayCane

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The money for football consultants at UM has been redirected to add more diversity officers in the athletic department.
 
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