Sapp gonna Sapp

[Ibis Wingz]

Funny Warren Sapp story from a buddy of mine:

High school classmate committed to the U, starts bringing this smoking hot blonde around the campus, is told by people in the know that she is a jock sniffer who licks Warren Sapp's a-hole, doesn't believe them, finds out it's true, "breaks" up with her, Miami pulls the scholarship because of the way he breaks up with her.

Flash forward, Buddy is a freshman at U in a first year biology class for non-science majors. It's a huge auditorium class - couple of rows down from him - he notices this absolutely stunning blonde girl, seems to know her from some place but can't place her. Every class my buddy is racking his brain, trying to figure it out but no luck.

Suddenly, one fateful Thursday, the hot blonde walks in wearing a Warren Sapp white Tampa Bay jersey, and it hits him dead in the face and he can't stop himself from blurting out loud, "**** that's the girl that licked Warren Sapp's a-hole!"




Maybe that explains why Warren Sapp is angry about Jernigan wearing his jersey.

What does any of this mean?

 

[The Franchise]

Funny Warren Sapp story from a buddy of mine:

High school classmate committed to the U, starts bringing this smoking hot blonde around the campus, is told by people in the know that she is a jock sniffer who licks Warren Sapp's a-hole, doesn't believe them, finds out it's true, "breaks" up with her, Miami pulls the scholarship because of the way he breaks up with her.

Flash forward, Buddy is a freshman at U in a first year biology class for non-science majors. It's a huge auditorium class - couple of rows down from him - he notices this absolutely stunning blonde girl, seems to know her from some place but can't place her. Every class my buddy is racking his brain, trying to figure it out but no luck.

Suddenly, one fateful Thursday, the hot blonde walks in wearing a Warren Sapp white Tampa Bay jersey, and it hits him dead in the face and he can't stop himself from blurting out loud, "**** that's the girl that licked Warren Sapp's a-hole!"




Maybe that explains why Warren Sapp is angry about Jernigan wearing his jersey.

What the fck is this? Sounds like a fireside chat at the sanitarium.

 

[The Franchise]

Funny Warren Sapp story from a buddy of mine:

High school classmate committed to the U, starts bringing this smoking hot blonde around the campus, is told by people in the know that she is a jock sniffer who licks Warren Sapp's a-hole, doesn't believe them, finds out it's true, "breaks" up with her, Miami pulls the scholarship because of the way he breaks up with her.

Flash forward, Buddy is a freshman at U in a first year biology class for non-science majors. It's a huge auditorium class - couple of rows down from him - he notices this absolutely stunning blonde girl, seems to know her from some place but can't place her. Every class my buddy is racking his brain, trying to figure it out but no luck.

Suddenly, one fateful Thursday, the hot blonde walks in wearing a Warren Sapp white Tampa Bay jersey, and it hits him dead in the face and he can't stop himself from blurting out loud, "**** that's the girl that licked Warren Sapp's a-hole!"




Maybe that explains why Warren Sapp is angry about Jernigan wearing his jersey.

What does any of this mean?

JK Rowling admires Gransapo's ability to tell a story.

 

[nystateofmind]

Funny Warren Sapp story from a buddy of mine:

High school classmate committed to the U, starts bringing this smoking hot blonde around the campus, is told by people in the know that she is a jock sniffer who licks Warren Sapp's a-hole, doesn't believe them, finds out it's true, "breaks" up with her, Miami pulls the scholarship because of the way he breaks up with her.

Flash forward, Buddy is a freshman at U in a first year biology class for non-science majors. It's a huge auditorium class - couple of rows down from him - he notices this absolutely stunning blonde girl, seems to know her from some place but can't place her. Every class my buddy is racking his brain, trying to figure it out but no luck.

Suddenly, one fateful Thursday, the hot blonde walks in wearing a Warren Sapp white Tampa Bay jersey, and it hits him dead in the face and he can't stop himself from blurting out loud, "**** that's the girl that licked Warren Sapp's a-hole!"




Maybe that explains why Warren Sapp is angry about Jernigan wearing his jersey.

This sounds so true. Especially the part about a scholly being pulled because of the way someone broke up with some blonde chick.

So much retardation in one post.

the kicker is that butt licking blonde's name was ... Gransapo

Oh man. I'd rep you if I could.