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So almost every member of the worst UM coaching staff in 40 years has either been asked to look elsewhere or just plain fired? Good. I won’t miss a single one of them.


But yeah, it was the players’ fault we sucked last year.
 
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Empirical Cane said:
CIS scholars have previously reviewed this topic in comments of porsts' past. With that said, I decided to take another look at the mechanics of whole-handed self-penetration.

Full Disclosure: I've had 4 rum and cokes at a party. I also downed 2 cherry mash bourbons.

A porster would need exceedingly long arms or the ability to dislocate your wrists in order to get the chevron formation of one's hand in the right position. Absent the circus freak abnormalities I've laid out above, a porster would merely only be able to press the starfish with a bottom-handed closed fist. Hardly the ideal for anyone to include stretched talents of say a Bella Donna or Animale.


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I hope this clears the topic up once and for all.

You are welcome.

*ALWAYS a funny comeback
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I once watched a stripper in Philly’s Show & Tel on Columbus Ave in a 69 position on my buddies face completely fist her back door.

We all threw $20 bills at her for the feat.
 
Get used to this with the later NFL calendar. Teams are hiring in late February instead of last January early February. This is an impact of an extra regular season game
 
DTP said:
So almost every member of the worst UM coaching staff in 40 years has either been asked to look elsewhere or just plain fired? It was the players’ fault we sucked last year.
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Don’t post half the story. Coaches were asked to leave.. and almost half the roster turned over as well.

Not mutually exclusive. Both sucked donkey D.
 
L A M P said:
Don’t post half the story. Coaches were asked to leave.. and almost half the roster turned over as well.

Not mutually exclusive. Both sucked donkey D.
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Facts. Don’t understand why so many are beyond determined to make it an either or situation. Players were mostly overrated, culture was awful, and the coaching left a lot to be desired. It seems we’re making strides in the first two categories and the coaching will remain to be seen.
 
DTP said:
So almost every member of the worst UM coaching staff in 40 years has either been asked to look elsewhere or just plain fired? Good. I won’t miss a single one of them.


But yeah, it was the players’ fault we sucked last year.
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It was 60-40 players. And, yes, a bunch of the coaches started quitting too. But nobody can argue (outside of Gattis) that these were poor teachers of skills, they just didn't mesh together with each other and with the players.
 
L A M P said:
Don’t post half the story. Coaches were asked to leave.. and almost half the roster turned over as well.

Not mutually exclusive. Both sucked donkey D.
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I’m not going to pretend they had championship caliber talent but they were **** more talented than 5-7 with blowout losses to half the schedule. My point being that before the season, everyone here and even nationally thought this was an 8-10 win team and they should have drastically improved with an “upgrade” in coaching. But it was the exact opposite. They got worse across the board.

But… those players that don’t want to be here are gone now and the coaches who never should have been here are gone too. Hopefully this year we can get back into that 8-10 win area.
 
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Cribby said:
The only thing that can stop JT from being the guy is taking an NFL gig. It’s no secret he’s had Interviews.

Imo there’s only one situation better for him than the Canes.
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It’s us or the dolphins I’d imagine. He’s not moving his family, in my opinion. They have roots down here in south Florida.
 
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