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Dwayne Lawson has been having trouble breathing out of his right (??) no wait left eyelid. Because of that he had to decommit.
Everyone keeps saying that Jordan Scarlett wants to go to college with his girlfriend, but no one knows what to get them for their wedding present.
Apparently, associate athletic director, Jesse Marks put a curse on al golden's tie. He needs to cut the head off of a live rooster in order to make it go away. He cannot get anymore south Florida kids to commit until that's done.
We're dealing with a lot of **** here.