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Mario Hurricanes

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Let's assume we beat VT next week, and then a loss to Pitt. So we go 6-6 and to a garbage bowl this year.

Rank - best to worst and why - Coker, Shannon, Golden, Richt.
 
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C G R S

Coker won a ship and had a solid record even tho the wheels eventually fell off

Golden at least looked like the struggles were killing him

Richt because of the W's over FSU and the ND game

Shannon was a terrible choice for a head coach
 
Always Right said:
Let's assume we beat VT next week, and then a loss to Pitt. So we go 6-6 and to a garbage bowl this year.

Rank - best to worst and why - Coker, Shannon, Golden, Richt.
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Why would you assume Miami will beat VT next week? It's going to be in the 40's at best
 
At this point, aside from Perry or Weldon getting meaningful playing time, I’m hoping we lose out to ensure Richt has no way out of this dumpster fire he created

F him, that smug *******,
 
Always Right said:
Let's assume we beat VT next week, and then a loss to Pitt. So we go 6-6 and to a garbage bowl this year.

Rank - best to worst and why - Coker, Shannon, Golden, Richt.
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1.) Coker- won a NC, just ran the program and left everyone else alone. This ultimately got him fired because he had no control, but won a title while on the sideline and many other big games even though he had little to do with it

2.) Richt- Went to the ACC title game last year which the other two never did. Great face for the program but hires to many coaches with little big time experience and for some reason wants to do play calling when he’s out dated. Think be could be rally successful if he is just less stubborn.

3.). Randy- brought in good players and did okay, problem with randy is he didn’t have the personality to run a major D1 program. Refused to run camps such as paradise and had zero nutritional programs. I remember the guys always just drinking muscle milk and thinking that would work

4.). Golden- his best friend is his weakness maybe still here if not for No D. Also SFla kids didn’t buy his used car salesman vibe. Brought some type of training program to Miami but dude was just average
 
Mike Thot said:
C G R S

Coker won a ship and had a solid record even tho the wheels eventually fell off

Golden at least looked like the struggles were killing him

Richt because of the W's over FSU and the ND game

Shannon was a terrible choice for a head coach
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4. Golden sucks because he went 4 years without replacing his problem. Easily the worse on the list.

3. Richt is bad because its 3 years into his tenure and he can't coach up a QB, who is supposed to be his specialty. He's hasn't fire his QB/OL coach yet.

2. Shannon gets a pass in my book because he had 0 funding to hire quality coordinators. Still, he had no problem firing under performing staffers to try and improve the team. He was not able to pay for anyone worth a ****.

1. Coker was a decent coach but made some hiccups and was a terrible recruiter. At least he won something though.
 
The coaching staff is literally a human trash bag. At this point, halftime show for Pitt should be the entire coaching staff reenacting The Human Centipede.
 
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If you want to get even more ****ed...rank the coordinators. You’ll start ripping your hair out all over again.
 
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