Republicane
Spirited but Cordial
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Whenever someone comes up with a way to express displeasure about the state of UM's football program, usually first on the scene is Officer Freddy Fanhood telling them why what they're doing is wrong and how they are hurting more than they are helping. Imagine Cutler Ridge Laz as a cop, but if his stint in jail for bank robbery didn't bar him from joining the force. Almost always OFC. Fanhood claims to not be an Al Golden apologist, despite still having Golden's dried **** in his Highway Patrolmen-esque mustache. Would one of these heroes please break it down for us what is acceptable? In the meantime, let's recap what we aren't allowed to do:
Not donating to UM? Unacceptable.
Canceling your Hurricane Club Membership? Unacceptable.
Canceling your season tickets? Unacceptable.
Not buying tickets? Unacceptable
Not spending money on UM merchandise? Unacceptable.
Flying critical banners? Unacceptable.
Criticizing Al Golden? Unacceptable.
Tweeting at the AD? Unacceptable.
Tweeting at the coaches? Unacceptable.
Signs at UM sporting events? Unacceptable.
Pointing out worrying statistics to prominent members? Unacceptable.
So all you holier than thou ****heads who think they're some sort of sporting Stephen Hawking because they aren't mad about six wins four years in like the rest of the riffraff, here is your chance. Tell us how fans should express their displeasure to Miami.
Not donating to UM? Unacceptable.
Canceling your Hurricane Club Membership? Unacceptable.
Canceling your season tickets? Unacceptable.
Not buying tickets? Unacceptable
Not spending money on UM merchandise? Unacceptable.
Flying critical banners? Unacceptable.
Criticizing Al Golden? Unacceptable.
Tweeting at the AD? Unacceptable.
Tweeting at the coaches? Unacceptable.
Signs at UM sporting events? Unacceptable.
Pointing out worrying statistics to prominent members? Unacceptable.
So all you holier than thou ****heads who think they're some sort of sporting Stephen Hawking because they aren't mad about six wins four years in like the rest of the riffraff, here is your chance. Tell us how fans should express their displeasure to Miami.